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🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF AMERICA, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! The @WNBA has officially responded! IS THE #WNBA TRANSPHOBIC? Apparently, the WNBA still can’t define what a WOMAN is, but they’re absolutely certain they know what a MAN is! How convenient! WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has declared that I am a man. Who gave her the authority to decide who I am? Who gets to define my identity? And how can the WNBA determine who is a man without explaining what qualifies someone as a woman? Is the WNBA denying people the right to define their own gender identity? You can’t have it both ways! America, read this letter for yourselves. THE WNBA HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
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Boyz n the Hood: Family Guy edition 😂
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BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Replying to @SportsCenter
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Get in loser. We’re raising hell.
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evil dead burn is basically the mummy w/o brendan fraser.
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: WARNING GRAPHIC🚨🚨 A U.S. MILITARY SERVICE MEMBER WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER FALLING WHILE RAPPELLING FROM THE ALAMODOME CEILING BEFORE THE #UTSA VS. NAVY GAME. The soldier was rushed to the hospital. A horrific video to watch.
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Bully was released 20 years ago today
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no bad teams, only bad leaders
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Lesbians are obsessed with Halloween because they’re actual witches.
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The uglier you are, the harder you have to work for your money.
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Call her love, sweetheart, and pumpkin.
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the smell of bacon in the morning does something…
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this casually being one of the best scenes of the year
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The feet lovers are gonna go wild after the release of GTA 6 🦶🏻 #GTAVI
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eating oatmeal with no shirt on
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the v/h/s franchise is just black mirror episodes.
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