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The flaw in the ride starring Jimmy Fallon--and it's a subtle one, stay with us here--is the fact that it is a ride starring Jimmy Fallon
Popping in to observe that our literal decades of gravy buffet jokes have finally paid off in an actual ride
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Non-zero chance they call this something like RACE WARS and act surprised anyone says it’s weird
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Rule 1. Don’t get handsy with Minnie
Have you broken any of these rules? insidethemagic.net/2023/04/t…
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Tucker Carlson to return to his first love, complaining about “those people” bouncing basketballs at Six Flags
Harlan Crow’s most prized collection—displayed in a gymnasium-sized underground gallery, protected 24/7–is every bit of Confederate decor removed from Six Flags Over Texas
[very Ozzy voice]
THE GRAVY TRAIN
Playland needs your help to name the new Launch Coaster... See contest details and submit your idea here: namecontests.com/ci9yvlmr
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Six Flags reluctantly removes “DilbertLand” as its long-planned replacement for the Confederacy area at SFOT
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IAAPA is like if a stock image search for “middle aged white guy doing business” somehow became sentient
#IAAPAExpo