New Taylor Swift = Robin Daggers – at Midwest City, OK

Word of advise, take note of the airport you're in before commenting on any NFL games on TV. #GoEagles – at Philadelphia, PA

"Grades aren't fair, I'm just bad at the part that tests what I know" xitter.cf/causewereguys/status/9… – at Praia da Vitória, Portugal

I'm losing my first class-ginity today.. I'm so nervous. – at Oklahoma City, OK

I just recycled my breakfast burrito wrapped, so I've done my good deed for the day and it's only 6am. – at Grapevine, TX

To the people who die over In N Out Burger: eh... – at Sulphur, OK

I'm not eating, it's too late *20 min later* chews baby back rib burger while dipping fries into what I'm pretty sure is a mayo based sauce – at Layton, UT

Today at lunch, I became an OU season ticket holder. Then I had to go back to work, and that was hard. – at Layton, UT

What is this girls basketball game I'm watching? #finals – at Goldsboro, NC

Half marathon recovery isn't easy. #13.1 – at Oklahoma City, OK

The OKC marathon was great this morning. I'm glad I put in the work to accomplish this. I didn't run, but I did wake up early on a Sunday. – at Oklahoma City, OK

It's only Saturday.

Is it bad to go to a place called Lo-Lo's Chicken and Waffles, and not get the chicken and waffles? Asking for a friend. – at Phoenix, AZ

Stuck in the hall during an active shooter drill. Drill or not, I'm very uncomfortable being locked OUTSIDE with a maniac on the loose.

Do you ever sit and wonder if @DearAmandaAnne passed her drivers test? – at Oklahoma City, OK

By the way, Disneyland is fun, even if you don't have kids. Oh, and if you are 7 adults with no kids getting on Autopia, people stare. – at Oklahoma City, OK

James Lankford was just on my DFW>OKC. This is beginning to be a normal thing. – at Oklahoma City, OK

Why do we let you be a state? – at Long Beach, CA