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Put the cake down flower and piss off.

Sheffield, England
Joined November 2011
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Replying to @GWRHelp
@GWRHelp when will the 22:08 from Camborne to Paddington depart?
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This account is meant to be contactable until 23:00?
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Get in the fucking bin!
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It's 12:26 pn day one in Fuerteventura and I've just heard my first England football song
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Clarkson's annual tweet about poor exam results his going to hit a little harder this year
My girlfriends company is raising money for MS UK and entering any donations into a prize draw to win a holiday. You can donate as little as £2. Please enter using at least your first name tinyurl.com/mwt7js35 @mssocietyuk
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Today we have received some devastating news that in 1 year's time, our Landlord is evicting us and forcing us to close. Please show your support by sharing this news & sending us your best memories that we can gather to help display all the reasons why #WeCantLoseLeadmill
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Replying to @Telegraph
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I'm starting to think Angela Rayner had a point #DowningStreetParties
▪️In April 2020, the media focused on % death rates. ▪️In January 2021, the media focused on deaths per day. ▪️In December 2021, the media focused on cases. For over 20 months, the media focus on the statistic that will scare people the most. Because fear sells.
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EXCLUSIVE: Extraordinary image of raucous Christmas party thrown by Tory aides at party HQ during coronavirus restrictions last year. Party hats, drinks, an entire buffet - while we were all banned from meeting just one other person socially indoors. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/e…
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Have just spotted another woman who also walks her fat ginger cat on a lead. We aren't the only nutters in London!
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There should be screening passports for those still taking pictures of busy parks and then posting them on twitter
I really wish the scientists would stop using shit football analogies
Mark Wood is proper quick
I now see why people comfort eat
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Imagine being told you're on mute by the prime minister in front of the whole nation