Circa 1986, center, as requested by daymond. #sitecoresym

My garage decoration in progress. Do I win?

As further evidence of my tech collection problem, I submit a photo of PS/2-USB mouse/keyboard adapters & splitters. I'm almost certain I haven't used PS/2 in 10 years, but in the day, these (along with a wired network switch) were key and oft-forgotten pieces of consulting gear.

In 199?, I could not afford a sound card for my first PC. I downloaded a software driver for the PC speaker and added a potentiometer to control the volume. Recently I stumbled across the old parts. In those days, one did not have the choice to avoid knowledge of hardware.

I finally wrote that program to prune duplicates out of my media library.

Hmmm...

It took me a while, but the Helix Bridge is on its way from Singapore to the Netherlands.

I downgraded my hotel for the weekend. The event there was a bit smaller than #SitecoreSYM. In fact, it reminded me of the first dreamcore.

"There is no such thing as a DXP" realstorygroup.com/Blog/3238… Every so often, an analyst gets something right! (That's a compliment, @TonyByrne)

I once met Van damme, when I was 18, while delivering room service during the filming of "Nowhere to Run". He called me "sir". True story.