@cmriker

she/her ✨ anxious software eng ⌨️

 Denver, CO
Joined November 2012
  • Tweets993
  • Following218
  • Followers162
36Media
my adderall in a fight for its life against one benadryl
1
2
Take all the money from police and give it to teachers.
3
At standup: My brain: *barely comprehending tragedy after tragedy, increasing economic pressure, and an ongoing pandemic* Me: “uh, yep, so just wrapping up that ticket today. No blockers.”
5
Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.
758
32,304
1,541
214,461
insane how the only notable change since Sandy Hook is that kids are now formally trained to hide, barricade doors, fight, or run for their lives. that was the solution. to literally put the responsibility on them to figure it out and wish them luck.
686
51,315
1,942
233,900
recruiters i do not want to work in a fast-paced environment. I want to work at most in a medium paced environment.
11
41
5
611
For another perspective on the rarity of this event, @NWSSPC has placed most of our forecast area in a Day 2 Extremely Critical risk. Since 2010, this has only happened 1 other time in the Denver metro and a few times further south. PLEASE avoid ANY sparks tomorrow! #COwx #COFire
A fire weather outlook for Friday April 22nd. Most of eastern Colorado is in a Critical or Extremely Critical risk.

ALT A fire weather outlook for Friday April 22nd. Most of eastern Colorado is in a Critical or Extremely Critical risk.

An image of previous extremely critical fire outlooks from SPC. 1 or 2 events have occurred in the northeast plains and Denver metro, with 3-8 events along and south of the Palmer Divide.

ALT An image of previous extremely critical fire outlooks from SPC. 1 or 2 events have occurred in the northeast plains and Denver metro, with 3-8 events along and south of the Palmer Divide.

12
212
77
379
I was sick all day today, but Greyson still had a great time.
Greyson, a fluffy, long-haired, grey cat, is curled up in a white cat bed sleeping in the sun. His front legs are stretched out, and his green eyes are barely open.

ALT Greyson, a fluffy, long-haired, grey cat, is curled up in a white cat bed sleeping in the sun. His front legs are stretched out, and his green eyes are barely open.

1
I really thought an entirely different “Plan B” was trending today because of recent anti-abortion legislation in GOP-led states. 🤨
Kuro being calm for once. Trying to capture the definition of my little void’s nose in a photo for once, which kind of worked.
My black cat, Kuro, AKA void cat, AKA little demon boy. He’s facing left, lying on a grey sofa with his head on his front paws and a relaxed expression with his yellow-green eyes open. There is a red buffalo check blanket next to his head and a white pillow behind him.

ALT My black cat, Kuro, AKA void cat, AKA little demon boy. He’s facing left, lying on a grey sofa with his head on his front paws and a relaxed expression with his yellow-green eyes open. There is a red buffalo check blanket next to his head and a white pillow behind him.

4
I know it’s officially springtime when the USPS carriers switch to their little shorts.
1
2
Awww, realizing the missed opportunity to refer to them as "jorts" and tag @JortsTheCat because they have a pretty well-known union. Read up on the recent USPS reform legislation if you also love their springtime outfits.💚🐈
My favorite part of doing US taxes is chopping off all the cents because who cares about over a hundred million potential rounding errors
1
2
I also love downloading my W-2s as PDFs and getting four little boxes of each "copy" instead of a full page document - because I am definitely going to print this out and cut it into sections
2
cats in 2007: I’m in ur kitchin, eatin ur foodz! cats now: the liberation of the worker will only be attained by the overthrow of all existing social conditions (1/300)
50
2,970
110
20,764
It’s so exciting that so many workers are asking about how to form a union where you work! Jean helped me make a thread of basic advice that applies to most workers in the USA
A graphic illustration with a tortoiseshell cat. Next the the cat are the words: One for each paw Four steps to form a union

ALT A graphic illustration with a tortoiseshell cat. Next the the cat are the words: One for each paw Four steps to form a union

49
2,492
231
9,186
Greyson is acutely aware that he can get away with any and all crimes against my furniture.
My long-haired grey cat, Greyson, sitting on my lap with a front paw slightly extended and tail curled around him. He wears a very content yet smug look on his fuzzy little face.

ALT My long-haired grey cat, Greyson, sitting on my lap with a front paw slightly extended and tail curled around him. He wears a very content yet smug look on his fuzzy little face.

8
Waiting for that last build to finish on a Friday evening 😮‍💨
2
1
Omg it’s finally green - is this what manifesting means?
Load more