maybe I’m a liar, maybe I am.
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You have to admire their commitment to destroying small businesses. No stone unturned and all that.
🚨 NEW: John Healey is considering introducing income tax on parents who pass their business down to their children in the Budget
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The funny thing about this “gotcha” is that high caste/wealthy well integrated Indians will absolutely look down on the “third world” that Vance references and heartily agree with him.
Of course, what’d they actually do is sell you some raclette.
American tourist: "Do you have regular cheese? Like the slices. For a grilled cheese."
Cheesemonger: "I've got cheddar."
Tourist: "No, the orange slices. American cheese."
Cheesemonger: "Do you know what it says on the packet at home? The small print."
Tourist: "Cheese?"
Cheesemonger: "Pasteurised process cheese product. It can't legally call itself cheese on its own. There's not enough cheese in it."
Tourist: "How much is in it?"
Cheesemonger: "Around half. The rest is water, oil, emulsifying salts and colour. That's why it melts like paint. Real cheese fights you."
Tourist: "I've eaten that my whole life."
Cheesemonger: "You've eaten a product named after cheese. Like a prawn cocktail crisp."
Tourist: "So what's this?"
Cheesemonger: "Milk, salt, rennet, two years in a cave. Nothing added, a lot taken away. The water's gone, which is why it costs."
Tourist: "It smells."
Cheesemonger: "It's alive. The slices have been designed not to be."
Tourist: "I'll take a wedge. For the grilled cheese."
Cheesemonger: "It won't melt flat."
Tourist: "Why not?"
Cheesemonger: "Because it's cheese."
Isca Augusta retweeted
An Islamic terrorist who was part of the Al Qaeda group that beheaded Ken Bigley, and who then joined an Isis unit that carried out stonings, beheadings and mass executions - came to Britain on small boat and can't be deported over concerns that his life would be in danger and now does his grocery shopping a stone’s throw from Windsor Castle.
We have lost the plot
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Appalled that ITV are spending money digging up stories purely to boost the Reform vote.
As I survey the news, I think; what we need is some of that French youth over here.
What could go wrong?
Big read: Inside the 'intense' Brexit dealing as EU and UK close in on under-30s deal inews.co.uk/news/politics/in…
Not generally one for state violence but I’m prepared to make exceptions.
Le pavillon de Bellecour à Lyon, 174 ans d’histoire partis en fumée ift.tt/zU1bLrW
Off to see Republica because the alternative is sitting on my arse on the sofa and the pub has nice beer
I mean, I’ve seen my taxes spent on worse things.
