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french toast whore

Joined April 2016
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Guinness Book of Fat Asses
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Olive garden forgot to give me the mints before I left #0stars #comingbacktoshootmyselfinthelobby
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Coworker laughed when I called something "peachy" brother are you aware you're dealing with @cmen2000 I will literally phosphorize you
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senator sherrod brown sucked me off clean under the table. No hands either. this isn't an endorsement I'm just stating the facts
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the leaning tower of penis just kidding
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In case you were wondering, parts of the keychains I make can be removed! I sent it to the customer like the first photo and he removed one of the parts to attach to his wallet. I make my keychains specifically like this so you can customize them after you get them ^⁠_⁠^
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The next pope should be Latina
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Quit playing mega bloks with the mega flops and come build some lego with a real pro
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“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are
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epic rap battles of Herstory
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Beautiful she/they behind the counter told me to have a nice day. Anything for you mx 🫡
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Let’s boil water together, That could be fun
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"Nobody remembers that cringe thing you did-" WRONG. Everybody I've ever met remembers every single thing about me and especially when I was cringe
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hope this email finds well
JUST IN: President Trump reportedly has ordered all federal employees to remove pronouns from their email signatures today.
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things would be so bleak if there wasn’t a new mario kart coming out
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Hey y'all. I am not expecting anything to ever come out about me, but if it does, I just want to apologize in advance. I don't think I've ever done anything that bad, but you never know. Haha :) Thank guys.
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It’s a sad sad world that more people would rather see a movie called “Wicked” than one called “Kind”
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requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder
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Third Reich QB Heinrich Himmler on fans booing Adolf Hitler: “I am very upset with the reaction to a man that has had the world against him for the past four years. He put his life on the line for THIS country."
#Browns QB Jameis Winston on fans booing Deshaun Watson: “I am very upset with the reaction to a man that has had the world against him for the past four years. He put his life on the line for THIS city." Watch this in full... (🎥 @camijustice)
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