@cmdshiftb

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Joined October 2012
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Sure, it's bad, but all I'm saying is we have to get over it.
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…so they missed? :( nitter.cf/dilfnyra/status/180363…
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Me to me: omg I hope I don’t ever get tonsil stones! Also me to me: bitch, you don’t have tonsils..
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Mother Nature really popped off with the sleep sounds tonight. The gentle pitter-pattering of rain, crickets, and I can hear an owl hooting in the distance. Idc if it’s 8pm, goodnight!
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4 plane tickets - $512 Taxes and fees - $698.84 😀
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Scrolling through Adobe Stock… this is Matt Rife is it not?
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🌕🌖🌓🌒🌑🌘🌗🌔🌕 #SolarEclipse2024 #Totality
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Would just like to let @NissanUSA know that the font on the tailgate of the Frontier is a crime. Thank you.
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Happy 32nd anniversary, Sailor Moon! The anime is officially 32 years today - It first aired in Japan on March 7, 1992. Cheers to the show who changed millions of people's lives.
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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m missing Street Woman Fighter
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Just saw someone say Anita Max Ween and I’m gonna log off for the day now
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Can the Chinese hackers delete our student loan debt plz n ty
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To be fair, I didn’t realize what it was, I just wanted it to be quiet
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Not me whistling at a bobcat like it’s a dog
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You Stanley reselling hoes make me sick
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#BlueyXboxSweepstakes
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The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

ALT Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

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Happy birthday to me, thank you @Stray_Kids 🩷
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If I ever see another fur suit on a Disney cruise again, I’m calling the FBI
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All day long it’s been smooth sailing on this cruise and then BAM, night comes and it’s like sitting in a massage chair that makes you nauseous
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Ah yes, my 10pm dinner of 1 orange jello cup.
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