🏳️🌈 (he/him) PGY3 Academic Chief ER doc in Florida. Mostly here to ramble aimlessly. Tweets ≠ medical advice, views are my own.
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It kinda sucks that everyone is just stupid now
Clouds just seem to hover and grow out of nowhere lately.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The first question answered in an "Introduction to Climatology" college course* is: why does it rain?
Rain happens because the sun warms the air and warm air rises where it then cools forming clouds that rain. Tropical seas are warm.
*also in elementary school:
ck12.org/flexi/earth-sc….
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Why does Trump's FBI director always look like he just surprised himself with a wet fart?
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What if Bob Saget’s last name started with an F? Like instead of Bob Saget he was Bob Franklin
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There are so many justifications for getting phones out of schools and he just had to pick the one that was the most batshit crazy
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my NPO patient watching me down 2 donuts and a bag of chips at the nurses station
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How crazy would it be if a bunch of good shit all of a sudden started happening at some point in our lives instead of a bunch of bad shit
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joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist
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'Ohio is on the list of states with a growing number of whooping cough cases in a warning from CDC... The state has reported more than 1,188 cases so far this year. That is more than 550 cases above the 632 cases confirmed for all 12 months of 2023.'
nbc4i.com/news/state-news/cd…
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Newsweek remains cautious on the issue of whether Trump ever played for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Here's why you should hire union stagehands and stage designers:
(They did not)
