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riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ retweeted
A common misconception. Only the males are Michiganders, the females are Michigeese and children are Michigoslings.
Ppl say “medication will make me lose my spark” but idk it can’t even make me end my dreadful thoughts. I get fleeting moments of wanting to jump off a cliff now instead of entire months, and a lot of stuff is funny instead of disproportionately serious. It’s not mind control
- it’s just lighter. It’s the difference between facing a crisis and handling it while crying, then moving forward vs. facing a crisis and in response becoming a crisis to yourself, leaving the original problem neglected and perpetuating a cycle of dysfunction
Last week I was crying on my balcony when our receptionist jogged up my driveway to tell me I had a client at the shop who I’d forgotten about and then 2 days later I exploded a frozen mouse by trying to warm it under a heat lamp. Both being the most minor offenses of the week
riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ retweeted
Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked “what are you planning on mixing with this?” And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was “it’s a perfectly fine beverage on its own”
