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Mum, wife, former runner & former figure skater. Mostly found copywriting for a range of clients.

Southampton, England
Joined July 2011
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Thanks for our new sofa @DFSCare but there appears to be a crucial element missing. A call back would be useful!!
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But it will never arrive!!
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Late to the party but watching #davinamenopause Kind of feels like it should be compulsory viewing for everyone!!
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Top of the ⁦@premierleague⁩ Enjoy the moment everyone connected with ⁦@SouthamptonFC⁩ #SaintsFC
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Omg - yes!! And today’s it’s raining just to add another dimension to the fogged up specs problem!!
Anyone else having the “mask-wearing steams up my glasses and I look even odder than normal” conundrum?
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⁦@LEWIS_C⁩ - ⁦@DorsetCricket⁩ U15 girls have been honing their batting skills and solving the loo roll crisis from the safety of their own homes!
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Foreign Office now advising against all but essential travel ANYWHERE outside UK initally for 30 days. This is the key trigger for most travel insurance policies so if you have a trip booked in that time - you are usually due a refund even if flight/hotel still on. Pls share.
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When you find out @TheBookPeople have trusted @YodelOnline to deliver Christmas orders and now nobody is answering the phone 🤦🏼‍♀️
Seriously, can someone PLEASE HELP! Two years we’ve lived here and we still can’t use the en-suite shower! #lindenhomes #cowboybuilders
Gee, thanks @Vitality_UK for adding an extortionately expensive credit card & a coffee shop with a fraction of the outlets that Starbucks has 😳 You need to reconsider using the word ‘benefits’ when it comes to your policy. Every year the reasons to stay with you reduce!
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TODAY IS YOUR LAST DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE. Make sure your voice is heard. Register now: gov.uk/register-to-vote. #BrighterFuture #StopBrexit
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🙄 The only part of the #LeadersDebate that Johnson sounded confident about was his scripted closing statement! Too much bluster and no substance!
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A community comes together for @voice_brooke... Terrific performance by all at @BerrywoodP! More on @BBCSouthNews tonight, BBC1, 1830 🎤🎶📺 #SingForBrooke #Together #RainorShine Details here ➡️ gofundme.com/f/help-10yr-old…
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There’s been an amazing amount of new followers, shares, retweet’s and likes today - the post of Brooke singing Never Enough has had an audience of over 10,000 people alone, so thank you everyone and keep up the good work! ❤️ #doitforbrooke
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1/2 We have decided to make a change to our Outrun Cancer fun run charity this year and postpone our Macmillan fund raising until 2020. We have recently received news that a school girl in Year 6 from Berrywood Primary School has been diagnosed with a tumour on her brain stem...
Please could you mention Brooke’s story at St. Mary’s this weekend, so we can raise as much money as possible for this talented and beautiful young girl @GaryBarlow @OfficialMarkO @HowardDonald @takethat @SouthamptonFC @suziepuze #doitforbrooke
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World has gone mad. I can’t change to married name on my @AskLloydsBank pension without certified copy of marriage cert. My bank (also Lloyd’s) refuse to give a certified copy of said cert... #customerservice #lloydsbank #useless
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Team ⁦@TechcleanWessex⁩ ready to meet you all at the ⁦@TheAgeasBowl⁩ for the ⁦@B2BExpos⁩ #southamptonbusinessexpo18 Stand 32!