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cernderg

@clovapus

part time dip shit

 Denver, CO
Joined March 2011
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aly@Alym1nNov 10
como soa a vida quando vc ta com as de verdade
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íto@nogentleartNov 10
o melhor de ser facilmente impressionável é que sempre vai existir nuvem bonita árvore legal e pedra maneira aonde quer que se vá
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I just want a greenhouse with a chaise and a pole for me to dance in with my plants and record player that’s literally it
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Israeli soldier Alex Miller, 23, who killed kids in Gaza, committed suicide after sending his girlfriend a message saying, "This is my Iast day. I can't bear it anymore. The bodies are haunting me"
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NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.
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iphone@iphone194629174Nov 9
Every night I go to bed at one million o clock and then I wake up at zero o clock
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dosa@dishandthecitySep 27
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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Here in Colorado, our non college educated whites are fluent in woke
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@SpencerHakimianNov 7
Republicans are the party of non college educated white evangelicals.
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Paul@orangepaulpNov 7
truth nuke
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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disha@yzybbyNov 5
somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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NAH COME OUTSIDE PUSSY @realDonaldTrump
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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and that’s why his name is Courage
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Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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Noor ✭
@NoorthevirgoNov 4
How we all feelin rn
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
No more white Santa
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Imagine how twitter will be when it happens tho
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