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@ClousSmith retweeted
Van Hecke vs Serbia:
90 minutes
109/117 accurate passes (most)
1 shot
13 defensive contributions (most)
7 final third passes
3/5 accurate long balls
11 clearances
7 possessions won
7/8 aerial duels won
8.3 rating
Back to back games with 6+ aerial duels won
@ClousSmith retweeted
The killer was found. He’s dead.
Speaking at the funeral of fallen officer Captain Louis Nel, Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi makes a promise to find his killers “dead or alive.”
@eNCA
@ClousSmith retweeted
Kane’s only high profile penalty miss was vs. France in The World Cup (he scored one the same game). Just bullshit lies being spread.
He simply cannot win.
If he missed vs. Mexico, he’d be called a choker. He scores vs. Mexico, it’s suddenly not high pressure and he’s a penalty merchant.
Football discourse is just boring.
A group stage game for a tournament that’s a glorified friendly isn’t a “high pressure”.
@ClousSmith retweeted
England fans want Yamal to win the Ballon d’Or over Kane because…
1. He missed a penalty against Spain in a pointless Nations League game (had already scored in the match)
2. He played for Spurs
These people never deserve to see England win anything 🤣
@ClousSmith retweeted
City corrupt
Chelsea corrupt
United in crippling debt
Liverpool in crippling debt
And then there is mighty Tottenham Hotspur.
@ClousSmith retweeted
Meeting of Some of South Africa’s Greatest Writers, From L to R, James Matthews, Don Materra, Zakes Mda, Keorapetse Kgotsisile. Image Source: The Don Mattera Legacy Foundation
@ClousSmith retweeted
There needs to be a La Liga equivalent for the word “Premtard”.
It’s 100x worse.
Omfg the CCP has omegle androids now😭😭
An interesting conversation between a Chinese Uyghur and a native American.
The native American"The Americans killed the languages and the cultures.They force Native American into Christian schools.If they speak their mother tougue,they would get beat."
The Chinese Uyghur"Not even close.If you're from Xinjiang,there is Uyghur language wirtten in ID card."
@ClousSmith retweeted
Kids thinking football started with sky sports. 🙄
It’s never had to be an even number. It’s also funny to me how they’re all happy to ignore Chelsea’s financial doping but they all seem to have an issue with little old irrelevant Spurs.
@ClousSmith retweeted
the politics of envy
🚨🚨| Zinedine Zidane has 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 haircuts at Clairefontaine, denying barbers access to the camp to eliminate distractions. 💈🇫🇷
[@lequipe]
@ClousSmith retweeted
I once tried to explain to someone on here that men who are into style will always wear a jacket bc it's hard to look good without layers. As you see here with Black Thought, who's wearing TWO jackets on a hot ass day while hanging out poolside, surrounded by women in bikinis
@ClousSmith retweeted
When I became Mayor, I inherited a city that had tabled four consecutive unfunded budgets.
More than R13 billion in debt had piled up, including R6.7 billion owed to Eskom.
In Ikageng, families had lived without reliable water for eight years.
In Soshanguve, residents had become accustomed to repeated power outages as critical electricity infrastructure deteriorated. And across our city, one in three residents were without work.
That was the Tshwane we inherited.
#ActionSAManifestoLaunch
We are live now unveiling our ActionSA 2026 Local Government Elections Manifesto.
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#ActionSAManifestoLaunch
@ClousSmith retweeted
Spurs rank 5th in the Premier League for athleticism this season, based on @Gradient_Sports player scores weighted by minutes played.
Most of the teams near the top are transition-focused sides. Spurs want to be possessive.
Begs the question: does athleticism actually matter?
@ClousSmith retweeted
“Frank and RDZ aren’t far apart”
Replying to @WeRTottenhamTV
De Zerbi has not earned his long leash whatsoever. Only two players have scored more than 1 league goal in his tenure (Palhinha and Gallagher).
Tudor being god awful (significantly worse than frank) gave De Zerbi a halo effect. Frank and RDZ aren’t far apart in quality. He needs to go.