@cloussmith
Joined February 2021
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Van Hecke vs Serbia: 90 minutes 109/117 accurate passes (most) 1 shot 13 defensive contributions (most) 7 final third passes 3/5 accurate long balls 11 clearances 7 possessions won 7/8 aerial duels won 8.3 rating Back to back games with 6+ aerial duels won
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The killer was found. He’s dead.
Speaking at the funeral of fallen officer Captain Louis Nel, Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi makes a promise to find his killers “dead or alive.” @eNCA
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Kane’s only high profile penalty miss was vs. France in The World Cup (he scored one the same game). Just bullshit lies being spread. He simply cannot win. If he missed vs. Mexico, he’d be called a choker. He scores vs. Mexico, it’s suddenly not high pressure and he’s a penalty merchant. Football discourse is just boring. A group stage game for a tournament that’s a glorified friendly isn’t a “high pressure”.
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England fans want Yamal to win the Ballon d’Or over Kane because… 1. He missed a penalty against Spain in a pointless Nations League game (had already scored in the match) 2. He played for Spurs These people never deserve to see England win anything 🤣
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Jezebel.. I peeped the fit and you wore it well
Remy Ma wearing a Jezebel Jacket 😂😂😂😂 Papoose and Claressa Shields Down Bad
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City corrupt Chelsea corrupt United in crippling debt Liverpool in crippling debt And then there is mighty Tottenham Hotspur.
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Meeting of Some of South Africa’s Greatest Writers, From L to R, James Matthews, Don Materra, Zakes Mda, Keorapetse Kgotsisile. Image Source: The Don Mattera Legacy Foundation
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There needs to be a La Liga equivalent for the word “Premtard”. It’s 100x worse.
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haaland explaining how he’s on 600k a week in league 2
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Omfg the CCP has omegle androids now😭😭
An interesting conversation between a Chinese Uyghur and a native American. The native American"The Americans killed the languages and the cultures.They force Native American into Christian schools.If they speak their mother tougue,they would get beat." The Chinese Uyghur"Not even close.If you're from Xinjiang,there is Uyghur language wirtten in ID card."
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Kids thinking football started with sky sports. 🙄 It’s never had to be an even number. It’s also funny to me how they’re all happy to ignore Chelsea’s financial doping but they all seem to have an issue with little old irrelevant Spurs.
We can go back to the Big Four now. No more having to pretend Spurs count to make it an even number. Bring back Grand Slam Sunday
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the politics of envy
🚨🚨| Zinedine Zidane has 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 haircuts at Clairefontaine, denying barbers access to the camp to eliminate distractions. 💈🇫🇷 [@lequipe]
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Watchmen is GOATed
The New York Times just dropped its full list of the best TV shows of the 21st century. Thoughts? 📷: The New York Times
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The Roots made hip-hop feel alive in a completely different way.
“Illadelph Halflife” by The Roots turns 30 years today.
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I once tried to explain to someone on here that men who are into style will always wear a jacket bc it's hard to look good without layers. As you see here with Black Thought, who's wearing TWO jackets on a hot ass day while hanging out poolside, surrounded by women in bikinis
The Roots made hip-hop feel alive in a completely different way.
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When I became Mayor, I inherited a city that had tabled four consecutive unfunded budgets. More than R13 billion in debt had piled up, including R6.7 billion owed to Eskom. In Ikageng, families had lived without reliable water for eight years. In Soshanguve, residents had become accustomed to repeated power outages as critical electricity infrastructure deteriorated. And across our city, one in three residents were without work. That was the Tshwane we inherited. #ActionSAManifestoLaunch
We are live now unveiling our ActionSA 2026 Local Government Elections Manifesto. Please join us: 🟢 Facebook: web.facebook.com/events/1127… 🟢 YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=st1-94gb… #ActionSAManifestoLaunch
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Spurs rank 5th in the Premier League for athleticism this season, based on @Gradient_Sports player scores weighted by minutes played. Most of the teams near the top are transition-focused sides. Spurs want to be possessive. Begs the question: does athleticism actually matter?
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Men offer me dick every day, be different and offer to pay my bills every month.
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“Frank and RDZ aren’t far apart”
Replying to @WeRTottenhamTV
De Zerbi has not earned his long leash whatsoever. Only two players have scored more than 1 league goal in his tenure (Palhinha and Gallagher). Tudor being god awful (significantly worse than frank) gave De Zerbi a halo effect. Frank and RDZ aren’t far apart in quality. He needs to go.
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