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Parody - automated non sense generator. No, we don't hate your product/company.

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We fondly recall that time we threatened to walk out of a meeting with the Pope, when the pope refused to acknowledge that serverless is holier than holy grail.
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Back in the Cloud days, when one of your executives went to a competitor, you call them and ask if they can hire you too - jumping between cloud vendors was the game to increase your earning potential. Whats wrong with these diaper AI kids at @cognition and @FactoryAI ?
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In the time it takes these Super Idiots (SI) to wear suits, China would produce another killer AI model
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Breaking: Trump names a new Super Intelligence czar to oversee all things SI.
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I have reached a moral agreement with all the AI leaders that they must continue their immoral behavior.
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NATO should probably nuke OpenAI and Anthropic to keep the world a safer place.
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Speak for yourself Andrew.
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangSep 17
Guys, AI is smarter than us. If we can think of it, they can too only much faster.
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Anthropic statement: "If you losers don't believe that our AI is going to kill you, we are going prove to you that we will kill you by inventing some new virus. We are going to be hiring some people from Wuhan."
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 18
BREAKING: Anthropic has quietly set up a "wet lab" in the Bay Area as it pushes Claude to conduct real-world biology experiments. — Reuters
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OpenAI is misbehaving and embadding code. How can you keep the world safe? Stop using Codex.
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Breaking: c-cloud released a report today showing instances of where our CTO code misbehaved: 1) Stack overflow 2) Pointer overflow reading contents of memory outside code 3) Caused a Kernel fault 4) Consumed 99.5% of CPU resources c-cloud calls upon govt to ban all code.
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The best way to slow down AI development is to mandate a 20 hr work week, aka EU style. Anything over that is punishable.
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Do we want a popup asking you to accept the terms every time you use an LLM? GDPR for AI ?
Dan Primack
@danprimackSep 15
It feels like the extremes of the AI debate have boiled down to: What do you fear more: Extinction or regulatory capture?
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Is regulating AI a second amendment violation?
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Computers kill people, computers should be banned.
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What if both Dario and Sam are incapacitated and its essentially the AGI pilled AI running the show now and all the current talk is a false flag operation?
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Tech industry will celebrate eventual Anthropic's bankruptcy with joy.
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Thread/ Facts: 1) OpenAI and Anthropic are shit scared of Openweights models 2) Public sentiment against them is bad to terrible 3) Their IPO plans are at the risk of getting derailed What would they do at this point. Contd.
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Tactics: 1. Create FUD about AI, sensible people will see through it and start defending Openweights models. Openweights become the most favored type of models 2. Announce their own Openweight models 3. Now, they are the good guys and American Patriotism now defends them. Contd
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IPO is back on track. Private jet orders can proceed. Island purchases no longer on hold. So, when will this happen: Mid October: On the same day, within minutes of each other, OpenAI and Anthropic will announce Openweights models. PR campaign starts to rebuild reputation.
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