Singer-Songwriter. Making big music from a handful of nothing. Lover of classic indie pop. Lifelong NUFC supporter.

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Man City haven’t ruined football. Man City haven’t ruined the premier league. Football and the Premier league has been ruined by a handful of teams who have too much say as to how the league is run. It’s been ruined by the Anti Competitive rules that have been put in place
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Completely on the money
This Leeds fan should be given a nobel peace price. This is the most logical fan I have ever had who is not a Manchester city fan. Rival football fans have decided to put their logic minds in the pocket just to give room for their delusional selves.
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Getting a lot of Manchester United fans in the mentions today lecturing about money, so here's a quick history lesson. Albert Quixall 1958, British record. Denis Law 1962, British record. Gordon McQueen 1978, British record. Bryan Robson 1981, British record, two years after the first ever £1m transfer in this country. Pallister 1989, record fee for a defender. Keane 1993, British record. Andy Cole 1995, British record, bought off US in January to stop us winning the league. Van Nistelrooy AND Veron in 2001, two British records in one year. Ferdinand 2002, world record for a defender. Di Maria 2014, British record. Pogba 2016, world record on the entire planet. Maguire 2019, world record for a defender AGAIN. For sixty years, when United wanted a player, the price went up for everyone else. They've broken the British transfer record more than any club in history. Since Ferguson left: £1.43 BILLION spent. Zero titles. Net debt over a billion dollars, and their owners' takeover model has since been banned by the Premier League for loading debt onto clubs. Lads, Man city have broke the rules, but lets not pretend you're not the moral guardians of football finance. 🖤🤍 #NUFC #MUFC
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Replying to @AngusM1966 @ManCity
When you get equally appalled by the corrupt rules put in place to effectively rig the football league for the last 15 years, then I’ll be interested in what you have to say.
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BBC News's Simons Jones says the RNLI is 'facing increased scrutiny'. It isn't 'increased scrutiny'; it's threats of violence and intimidation. This is how the BBC not only misinforms, but encourages scum like "Danny Tommo" and his clown army.
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Make no mistake, 'Steve' here is a cunt, a racist cunt, a bigoted cunt, a xenophobic cunt, a twatknacking weapons grade cunt. He soils our flag and shames our country. 'Steve' is a massive cunt. Are we fucking clear?
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Something no one tells you when you are young is being content in yourself and sleeping in the middle of a double bed is a fleeting experience. My wife's been gone five years and I miss her every day and I only use half of my bed. I wish I could sprawl out and forget.
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If the @bbc is to survive, @BBCNews has to learn to tell the truth. It wasn't a "crowd" - it was a baying mob of RACISTS. And comparable to the time a mob turned up at a doctor's office because she had a plaque saying paediatrician, which they thought meant paedophile
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Step 5. Get reminded of your place in the food chain when he signs a new 5 year contract at Newcastle United✅
Manchester United about to School Newcastle in the art of negotiation for Lewis Hall. Step 1: Public announce interest. Step 2: Let player imagine playing at the Theatre of Dreams. Step 3: Newcastle set a high price to piss off player. Step 4: Watch player force a move for cheap.
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Apparently being a 'Patriot' nowadays means loving Russia over the UK, loving Israel over the UK, loving the US over the UK...oh and shouting 'Traitors!' at RNLI volunteers...it's a funny old world.
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Despite an injury to Luke Shaw, There’s still no place in the Manchester United squad for summer signing Lewis Hall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❌
Presenting your Champions League Reds 📋❤️‍🔥

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Mail. Telegraph. Express … a political leader they have been campaigning to get in power is to be interviewed by police over corruption allegations. Not a word on their front pages. (Sun not on display at local shop so don’t know about them!) This is the real two tier Britain, the media double standards
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Arron Banks, one of Farage and Reform’s most prominent donors, exposing himself as the racist he is, before deleting the post. This isn’t about immigration. It isn’t about illegal migration. He looked at British workers doing their jobs at Heathrow and decided they were the kind of people “we are trying to keep out” for one reason: the colour of their skin. That is white nationalism stripped of every euphemism and excuse.
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"No evil shall escape my sight" ... unless naming it means releasing the Epstein files. Or it's locked behind an NDA. Or it's a full-on war. Then it's just 'small potatoes', apparently.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
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After 2-0 defeat at home to Newcastle and zero points or goals after two games Roberto De Zerbi decides to change his name by deed poll to Roberto De Spursi
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Carlsberg don't do bank holiday weekends...but if they did 👌🏻 #NUFC #SaltySandroTears
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Newcastle are walking into a completely different #Spurs. Savinho has arrived. Marmoush has arrived. Fernandes pulling the strings. Tonali is hunting. Kudus is back. And now we get to see what De Zerbi-ball looks like when the stakes are real. Pray for Newcastle. #THFC #COYS
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Tottenham lost to Newcastle 0-2 youtu.be/MW1Ym7zlqRs
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You absolute wankers!!! What draw were Aston Villa in!!??? Fuck off Sky with you’re big 6.
Here's who Premier League clubs have drawn in the Champions League! 📝🧵 Are you happy with your team's draw? 💭
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They blatantly forgot about #AVFC and added it to an extra post. @SkySports as ever only interested in 6 clubs.
Here's who Premier League clubs have drawn in the Champions League! 📝🧵 Are you happy with your team's draw? 💭
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