ClockJunk (@clockjunk) | teapawt

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@clockjunk22 Nov 2025

see a life save a life

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Have y’all ever realized what “strap on” spells backwards?

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why does anybody even care about Apu’s voice actor change The Simpsons sucks balls now anyways who’s even still watching that shit

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chase@aechssOct 17

youll really hop on twitter and realize this is all that some niggas have

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@clockjunkOct 18

Zara Larson and PinkPanthress >>> Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift

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@clockjunkOct 18

commenting “2035 anyone?” under YouTube vids

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@clockjunkOct 18

to this day might be one of the hardest and funniest album covers out there

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@clockjunkOct 18

thanks for the clarification, thought it came at a price

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@clockjunkOct 16

giant portal sucks entire park into an abyss with little gnomes while Benson is slowly morphing into a dolphin Skips: “I’ve seen this before”

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@clockjunkOct 15

I learned that people in the south of France shop at stores in their birthday suits.

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@clockjunkOct 14

listening to Stay Fly by Three 6 Mafia with noise canceling headphones doing the “ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah” part with my mouth

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@clockjunkOct 13

there’s no words to describe it… shmooblidong? that’s not it but it’s close

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blob of junk@blobofjunkOct 13

I bet alien pussy is out of this world

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@clockjunkOct 13

wait, isn’t Sandy a scientist? how did she not know that sea creatures need water to breathe in this episode?

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@clockjunkOct 13

she also leaves her dome in full gear to breathe underwater too 💀 Sandy might just be a sadist. she knew damn well the whole time.

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@clockjunkOct 12

Wales, Turkey, and Guinea are all countries with names that sound similar to animals.

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😽✨@kylespostOct 11

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@clockjunkOct 12

was it? I did that with my chest from the start. it’s like saying you like Family Guy, The Simpsons, or Rick and Morty. telling people you’re a Brickleberry or Big Mouth fan, though? Now THAT’S something the CIA couldn’t get out of me. 💀

#normal@4assedtoolshedOct 12

coming out as a south park fan was harder than coming out as gay

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sumi🐹@kiismeticOct 12

who tf goes to a resturaunt just to get a giant bucket of fries

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