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Clock End Highbury. ST holder since ‘84

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Joined September 2010
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Scotty Gooner retweeted
if the Newcastle squad was a pizza
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷 Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m. New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
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Farage has incited violence on our streets and he should be held to account. RT if you agree
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In my books; Aston Villa and Crystal Palace have had a better season than Arsenal. Why? B'se they hold trophies with European pedigree! And don't dare tell me about you domestic cups.🚮
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Scotty Gooner retweeted
Hi Kevin, we were celebrating Chelsea finishing 10th in the League, 33 points behind Arsenal, after spending £1 billion on players who wouldn’t get on our bench and whose only European football next season will be on a beach in Marbella. Thanks for asking!
Why is Arsenal parading in London today? Didn't they LOSE yesterday?
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Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post. I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so. Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here. But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it. And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂 Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻 So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️ So for one last time… ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Chiefo x #COYG
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Won the league. Reached a UCL final. Lost on pens. And rivals think we’re supposed to be SAD? We just had the greatest Arsenal season in a GENERATION.
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If Arsenal had won today via a penalty shootout, without scoring a goal from open play, having been awarded a penalty in regulation time after PSG scored the only goal from open play, people would’ve called us anti-football haram-ball cheaters But when PSG do it, they save footy
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Remember when Arsenal were the joke? Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season. What a turnaround. 👏🏾
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After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Arsenal are now 7 points clear. l want you guys to bookmark this tweet & we will comeback to it in May 2026.
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Scotty Gooner retweeted
Chelsea currently closer on points to Wolves than Arsenal. Is that what a billion quid buys you these days?
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Now that Arsenal are out of the way, does anyone know what channel the Bruno Fernandes assist trophy lift is on?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in his mind he had it wrapped up.
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Football should bring people together, not shut them out. For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right. This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club. Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match. I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.
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Replying to @clockending
Scott’s hunting 😂😂
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The day Mikel was appointed as a coach was a dark day for the club. That decision has set back the club years. Pathetic negative football with 0 trophies sums up mikel's tenure. #ArtetaOut
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I don’t want to hear any fucking defense of Havertz. Highest-paid player at the club for 3 seasons and he’s been poor. If you’re looking out of place against Mansfield of all teams, that says everything. Enough. Sell him in the summer. Absolutely pathetic player.
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Arteta won the FA Cup in 2020 & since then he’s been knocked out by Southampton, Nottingham (a Championship side at the time), City, Liverpool & United. Five straight early exits. To show up today with that lineup is pure arrogance from a manager who’s been sent home every year
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Saka needs to be held to be held to higher standards man, he’s been fucking mediocre for weeks now
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If we had beat Forrest, Liverpool and Wolves and capitalised when we had the chance, there wouldn’t be this much pressure on a game like this. But now every game feels like a“ do or die”. Moronic manager man, get this guy out man. I’m so tired of getting embarrassed every season
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