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Joined September 2013
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Dear lord I thought I could be bitchy but my friend really takes the cake today night
You 2 both had decent jobs at one point and you both threw it all away \_(ツ)_/¯
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Not mad but diaappointed
Like i know my job sucks but how much longer have you worked at yours at still only make $7.25 💁
I absolutely hate having to listen to the same conversatumiosns over and over again
Omigod can i just lay on this couch and be abdead carcass eithout being asked thebsame questions about college again
Me: bad posture, either smells like marshmallows or b.o., there is no inbetween
Yikes i don't need this kind of negativity in rmy life
Just my opinion but i like the "mystery of the week" xfiles episodes more than the episodes that are part of the main story
and the majority of photos arent of people looking into the camera posing like previous years
its colorful and fun while still being mature
And this years book is honestly so much better than any of our past books
instead of just being anyone does whatever like it is right now
Like, maybe it will actually have structure with so many people like we could actually have dedicated photographers and layout designers
Like over 100 people signed up for yearbook next year???? We only have 12 right now
me whenever i poop: how was that inside me i ate like a granola bar
And i get the wavy hair
Im genuinely jealous of my brother and sisters hair its perfectly straight
Me whenever ive washed my hair the past couple weeks: why so wavy
Am i missing something