Now on hour 3. This is fucking ludicrous.

I’m honestly considering just not coming back to Europe. I’ve been waiting an hour and we haven’t even moved. Every time I’ve come over the last few years it’s been like this. Just not worth it.

I’m so excited to share that Cribl has closed an oversubscribed $319M Series E round at a new $3.5B valuation, up 40% from our Series D just two years ago. The round was led by @GVteam in one of their largest ever investments, with participation from GIC, @CapitalG , @IVP , and @CRV . But that’s not all. GV partner and former GitLab CRO Michael McBride (@mcbmichael) is joining our board of directors. This is an incredible milestone for us and it goes to show that solving real problems for real users works really well! Since day 1, Cribl was built to help you unlock the value of all your IT and security data. We’re taking a different approach to data management, with vendor-agnostic products that resolve the tension between data growth (28% CAGR and growing!) and budget growth while giving you choice, control, and flexibility. We’re here for the critically important but often underserved IT and security practitioners who keep businesses running. And we’ll continue to innovate to meet your needs. Thank you to our customers, partners, investors, and all of the amazing goats who have supported and trusted us during this journey. Here’s to more incredible moments as we continue to succeed together! Read more about the announcement in my blog post: ​​cribl.io/blog/announcing-our…

re:Invent a few years. AI generated demos served by no one straight to your AR glasses in the mixed reality metaverse.

I have failed every time to generate an image of a horse sized duck battling 100 duck sized horses.

OpenAI (Taylor's Version)

The interface to ChadGPT is simple. Take any instruction to ChatGPT, and append "🧑‍🎤40yo🍺,🧠📉,❤️90s🤘,🧑‍🎓🤪,🍿🎸refs🔥". Now, Chad can give you a response you can truly understand. Take the same question to ChatGPT and see how much better it is with ChadGPT!

Take output like this. Who can even understand it? Quarks, leptons, nucleosynthesis. This is what happens when train AI on text from our liberal arts loving, tree-hugging, socialist hippie universities. We need AI which can explain things in terms we understand.