𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐘. aka black cat. alt timeline. resident thief. peter parker’s crush. badass. sharp claws, sharper mouth. will hurt you. dominant bottom. lewd/non. marvel/rivals. ships w/ chemistry. some limits. rt + like.

forestry.xn--6ii just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has been so cool with me and letting me live out my chaotic blondie. you guys makes this account worth it. replies might be slow tomorrow bc cod drops and i’m playing it :3

My, my, my…

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉.ᐟ

Hm. Bored.

and to think i was gonna be a good kitty and compliment you. pity.

A LIST? you mistake me.

Thomas Shepherd…or I suppose Maximoff, right? Fellow con man…though I don’t know I can get behind the superhero git…we should hang out sometime.

good morning, nyc. 💎

ugh. NYC can’t be asleep already. who’s the kitty suppose to play with?

Prettiest in NYC.

OH, another curious question… On a scale of 1-10, how pissed would Gambit be if I…borrowed…his cards and staff? Just…for science sake…

So, call it the cat being curious or whatever… How rich are people in Gotham City?

“goddamn it, johnny!” the heat immediately for unbearable before moving to stand on the landing strip and let the cold new york air hit him.

“does the heat ever turn off?!” he’s groaning as air touches his bare chest, feeling like he could slightly breathe again. “jesus…”

“you. handcuffed. me.” fallon growls out, before rolling his eyes. “do you always think with your dick?”

“meaning you’re a flaming ball of annoyance!” he groans, before taking his boot and slowly pushing the other away. “and I’m in leather.”

Distract? …Sure, let’s go with that. Fake smile because Fallon had to really search as well.

he holds the handcuffs up. “the fact you’re holding me hostage like i’m some flight risk for one. and for two, you’re hot…and not in a “fuck me” kind of way either.”

That’s okay, fishy. Fallon hates sushi anyway.