Owner of Formula Pick Em

Calgary, Canada
Joined September 2009
The caterpillar is a prisoner to the streets that conceived it. – at Calgary, Alberta
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The fact call of duty lobbies back in the day had an adults and children, and those children would tell you to fuck off when you lost was peak.
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It’s home porcelain advantage, look it up.
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“You can pick any movie you want” *loads Pans Labyrinth* “ not that”
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Pan labyrinth, certified banger.
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WHERE ARE YOU DRIVING MIDNIGHT CRUISER 🗣️
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Dancing through da faith like AH HA.
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Amen
Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here ​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house
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Someone bring me a coffee and a little pastry stat.
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Chipotle has a huge locker room issue on their hands
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There is nothing I love more than watching someone turn the wrong way down a one way.
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Fuck you you fucking fucks.
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Took 51 mins to vote.
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It appears I have struck a nerve 🤣
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Bruh, we can’t even produce a Stanley Cup winning hockey team, let alone establish an independent sovereign country. 🤣
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At this point can we call and audible and just vote Danielle Smith out with this vote too?
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On this day in 1812.
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I love botless Twitter
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Spent a great Thanksgiving leveling fishing IRL
🤖 Made with AI
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