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Certified cat lady. ๐Ÿพ Fuchsia forever intertwined. โŠฑ RP/FL. MDNI. STRICTLY IC. NOT TAYLOR SWIFT.

Joined September 2026
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โ €โ € ๐“๐€๐˜๐‹๐Ž๐‘ ๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐’๐Ž๐ ๐’๐–๐ˆ๐…๐“ Born in 1989. Sagittarius. Singer. Songwriter. Record Producer. Actress. Multi-Instrumentalist. Philanthropist. Businesswoman. Award Winner. Cat Mom. Chiefโ€™s Most Valuable Princess. โ•ฑ Parody. 21+.
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Celebrating the life of the party today and every dayโ€ผ๏ธ Happy birthday, @tkelce ๐Ÿฅณ
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A good time was had, #VMAs!
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Iโ€™m genuinely crying from laughing so hard. ๐Ÿคฃ
To my new girlfriend, From the moment I first saw you, I knew you were the one. This is unconditional love, @clandestineveil. I would say letโ€™s get married but inflation is bad at the moment.
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AHHHH SHIT NOW!! AHHHH SHIT!! NEXT ALBUM IS GOING TO BE ABOUT ME!!!!
Replying to @wingedtempo
Yes, I accept your offer. Iโ€™ll happily be your girlfriend of the week.
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Iโ€™ve been impatiently waiting to tell you that my brand new single โ€œPatient Zeroโ€ will be out on September 25. 0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ
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Taylor. retweeted
You know it's a good day when you have @clandestineveil's music blaring in your house as you clean!
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Sums up how I feel about that win. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS.
Aaalright nah, @tkelce ๐Ÿน
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Karma is her guy on the Chiefs ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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- Travis Michael Kelce ๐Ÿชต Tight End for the KC Chiefs 3x Super Bowl Champ Food, coffee & beer extraordinaire Uncle to the best nieces in the world
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BRAYDEN RATH VALENCIA ! was born on october 31st, 1970. fifty six years old. currently stands at 6 feet & 6 inches single & available. straight . your sugar daddy. literate role play account + fan page account. , everyoneโ€™s favorite dilf. single ship/ multi ship.
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Football season, Iโ€™ve missed you. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›
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Taylor. retweeted
Bro Iโ€™m fucking crying LMAOOO
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Travis Kelce, youโ€™re so devastatingly handsome it feels almost unfairโ€ฆ The kind of handsome that makes a perfectly reasonable person lose the plot entirely.
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