@cjwritesstuff

Half man, half Frazzle. Host of the film podcast, SpielbergPod (available via iTunes). Writer of comedy-horror ebook ShouldaWouldaCoulda (available from Amazon)

London, UK
Joined September 2013
Sitting in a cafe, the smell of eggs and bacon in the air. #ThisIsEngland
Turns out Jason Clarke from Everest wasn't the drag queen from 30 Rock. Who knew?
#ThisIsEngland90 Like being back with old friends. Fantastic stuff.
Reading Station Eleven. "Hell is the absence of the people you long for."
Chris Johnston retweeted
Preacher is coming to AMC! @evandgoldberg @SamCatlin123! The beginning is nigh!!!
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At the end of the day outlook takes ten years to log out. Any other time, accidentally click he wrong x and takes you out, like that
#XFactor has the same message as The Incredibles. People are either super or they are not. That there is no inbetween.
Do you have the X-Factor? Depends on the issue. Have some early Peter David, some where Mystique is on the team. An these covers I recognise
When I watch the X-Factor I don't recognise any of the songs #iamold
I started a podcast called @spielbergpod about the films of Steven Spielberg. Its available on iTunes and here: spielbergpod.libsyn.com/
That feeling when you bring home a microwave meal... but the microwave is on the fritz. #45minsintheoven
D'you reckon when Limp Bizkit grew up they changed the lyrics to 'I did it all for the gnocchi'?
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The new Fantastic Four film is less clobbering time, more check your phone to see if its home time. It's 50% so-so sc-fi, 50% complete mess
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Audience report of the Fantastic Four- two instances of 'for fucks sake' and a boo as the end credits rolled.
So... Were Meryl and her mates an Abba tribute band... Or did Abba never exist in this universe? #MamaMia
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How is there currently 0 percent chance of rain? It's pissing it down!
When someone you saw running for a bus walks past you on the upper deck it feels a little bit like they are a celebrity
"They got engaged, no intention of a wedding, he pinched your bird and he'd probably kick your head in" 10yr old Arctic Monkeys, still great
Colin Trevorrow to direct Star War Episode 9? I enjoyed the new Jurassic Park film but really? He's no Abrahms or Johnson that's for sure.
You know that feeling when you open up a banana that wasn't ready for world...