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Aye im bouta send you 40 for gas fill your tank up and drive yo car off the nearest bridge hoe
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Your politics can’t be “listen to working people” followed by a 40-minute explanation of why every worker who disagrees with you has been brainwashed by Capitalism.
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.@elonmusk make sure @Starlink keeps all records and communications regarding your alliance with Russia. Subpoenas are coming. I am sure the European market will want to know what happened.
Ukraine's Starshield terminals still don't work properly, President Zelensky confirms, disabling Ukrainian interceptors used to shoot down Russian jet-powered drones that have been hitting civilian targets in recent weeks.
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>Polling shows Abdul underperforming with black voters.
>Late night gas station shoot with spicy snacks and gatorade.
Beyond parody.
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Hasan is terrified that a journalist finally saw through his grift... great article @jonathanchait and maybe you can write a follow up about the insane amount of harassment you are going to receive from his unhinged audience
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“…what I'm saying is, is that I would rather have Trump be president for four years—and build a real left-wing movement that can get us what we deserve as a people, than to let Hillary be president and we stay locked in the same space where we don't get what we want."
—8/3/16
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"Step 1: Stop playing video ga-"
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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>born to obscenely wealthy family
>makes millions sitting in front of a camera larping all day
>lives in multimillion dollar mansion
boy if you don’t shut the fuck up talking about losing
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“The most important problem with inviting Piker to join the pro-democracy coalition is that, by any reasonable definition of the term, he does not believe in democracy,” @jonathanchait apple.news/ABYuLWFHHTACozovv…
Some people have genuinely been irreparably raped by online discourse and echo chambers and no longer have any connection to reality.
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Apparently every journalist on the planet is too lazy to do the actual research on this, but the entire @Twitch platform was basically anti-SJW gamer bros until I spent two years tirelessly working to bring politics to the space.
Hasan was a <100 viewer streamer until he sought me out in October of 2018. This was a year and a half after my debate with JonTron, and over two years since I'd been fighting on Twitch to bring more left-wing politics to the platform. Hasan was only ever able to come and begin to exist because I platformed him and prepared the space in such a way to make political views like his even tolerable.
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It's a war crime to kill even an active duty military member who is surrendering. If she was fully kitted up and surrendering it would still be illegal.
She was at a civilian music festival that was targeted as a terrorist attack. She was also defenseless and critically wounded when they executed her, which makes her hors de combat.
Overall, this is pretty disgusting stuff and you'll notice none of the larger leftists accounts have anything to say about it.
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Lindsay Ellis made a two-hour “critique of capitalism” in which she abandons her family to take five back-to-back solo vacations, spending the entire time feigning abject misery and sneering at the unsophisticated proles who’re actually enjoying themselves.
She ultimately concludes Disney is the “least evil” cruise line because they recognized her as an influencer, gave her a free VIP suite upgrade, had a crew member she wanted to sleep with, and were slightly more transparent about how gratuities are distributed. Virgin was #2 because they had drag queens and no crotch goblins.
The whole video honestly felt like a parody of aging BreadTubers, right down to her cruise buddy being an insufferable twink who wouldn’t shut up about his favorite anarchist philosophers, oblivious to the fact that he’d get his brains bashed in with a rock about six minutes into his romanticized stateless utopia.
My favorite part was when she attended a Frozen princess dinner and, for one brief, glorious moment, experienced a flicker of actual self-awareness about how messed up it was to be on a Disney family cruise without her two young children.
She then immediately drowned such introspections in alcohol before resuming her simultaneous complaints that everything costs too much and that cruise lines should 10x their labor costs.
Leftism in 2026. You genuinely cannot make this up.
