@circusfry

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Joined October 2019
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being in university is realising that all your classmates are genuises except the ones you have to do a group project with
brie 🍂@kisscoballOct 5
Being in university is realizing that you are not as smart as you thought and all your classmates are somehow geniuses
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Gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks
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soris@jogobungusOct 4
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Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages. 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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getting a lot of mileage out of this one
Bhaskar Sunkara@sunraysunrayOct 1
This hasn't hit South Asians yet as far as I can tell. There are obviously good reasons in extreme cases to cut off your elders, but it generally seems like a sad byproduct of individualism & therapy culture.
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purple connections category: anagrams for names mentioned in "mambo no 5", plus an extra letter (ANTIC, TRIAL, NOMADIC, MAYOR)
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🥷🏾@ka3wale_Oct 1
Brazil is 1 stop from Heathrow
OLIVIA@afirelivSep 30
Everyone needs to stop acting like Croydon isn’t just ONE stop from London Bridge, enough of the far slander
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expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you
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how it feels to have adhd in college
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estudando sem ser um dia antes da prova
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trying to do uni work with no meds
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I always repost this whenever it appears. Godard literally shot this in like fifteen minutes, edited it at his hotel and had his assistant bring the reel to the Nike execs
griffin🎃@ohiojesustwinkSep 27
Thinking about Godard’s Nike commercial
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I honestly can’t wait to die
Dexerto
@DexertoSep 28
AI-generated influencer Jean Phil has spawned a meme coin valued at over $8 million Now copycat AI characters are emerging with their own fake rivalries and crypto tokens
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That new cardi in full. @dieworkwear
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Sauron tracking the Ring
claret & boobs@manuelfranziniSep 27
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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Chillll
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the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad
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Brie Monger@ThisStupidTwinkSep 25
there should be nude beaches but for the woods. nude woods.
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