Hawkeyes. Cubs. Bears. Frozen pizza truther. Brita Pitcher Refiller. Black belt in B.S. My Kung-fu is the best.

Iowa, USA
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In Iowa, 70,000 people turned their backs on a football game, and for a second I thought something terrible had happened. My buddy Kyle got me a ticket. Kinnick Stadium. I'd been studying football for two weeks and had just figured out what a "down" was. I was ready. End of the first quarter. Whistle. The whole stadium stood up and turned around. Away from the field. Everybody. The old guy next to me with a seat cushion older than me. The college kids with gold paint on their chests. Kyle. Where I'm from, you don't turn your back on the stage. Not on a teacher, not on a shrine, not on a guest. My first thought was that Iowa was forfeiting. My second thought was that the governor had shown up behind us. I turned around too. Mostly so I wouldn't be the only guy facing the wrong way. They were waving at a building. There's a children's hospital right across the street. The top floor is big windows. And in the windows, little kids. Hospital gowns. A boy with an IV pole. A girl holding a sign over her head with both arms. I couldn't read it from there. Seventy thousand people waving at them. Then the players on the field turned around and waved. Then the other team's players. Then the refs. A minute, maybe. Then everybody sat back down and played football like nothing happened. I asked Kyle if it was a special day. "Every home game. Since 2017." "Who decided?" He thought about it. "Some mom posted it on Facebook, I think." No law. No committee. One mom on Facebook, and 70,000 people have done it every home game since. I don't remember much about the second quarter. I went back two weeks later. I turned around too early, before the whistle, and the man behind me put his hand on my shoulder. "Not yet, buddy." Then the whistle. A little boy on the 12th floor waved right at me. Kyle says you can't tell from that far. I could tell.
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I told my dad there's a woke Home Improvement reboot where the main character is called Tim 'The Tool Person' Taylor and his famed grunt has been replaced by a mouse like squeak. Normally I can rile him up with this stuff but he didn't buy it. His faith in Tim Allen is unwavering
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Neptune squared Mars Neptune squared Venus. 🖤💛
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I have no idea how good Iowa is, but the b10 sucks this year lol.
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"Haha ya right! The Iowa Hawkeyes will be in the Playoff when cars fly!"
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What could have been…
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Cruising into the bye-week like
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How long does the "Iowa Offense" narrative last? Idk how many times ive heard the phrase, "How refreshing it must be for Hawkeye fans" for 2 years. We get it. It was bad. But hanging 40 on a team hasn't been new for awhile, and we're not THAT shocked when it happens.
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Gonna shave my head like Heck and steal this Saturday away from the more handsome kid...Goks bb 🖤💛
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Iowa had an open receiver point to another even more open receiver on the last TD pass.
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Go DJ. That’s our DJ 🕺 @JHecklinski ➡️ @dj_vonnahme
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So lets go...🖤💛
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Gameday🖤💛
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Reppin’ the Black & Gold.
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She’s all yours 🎤 SAM MORRIL: INCORRECT on Netflix
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🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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Riiiiiiight where we want 'em...
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