*Hooves at you* holy shit I didn’t mean to punch you *Hooves at you* oh god there’s blood everywhere *Hooves at the car door* okay get in *Hooves at doctor* OH NO IM SO SORRY *Hooves at prison cell sink* What, will these hands ne'er be clean? *Hooves at harmonica* Wa wa wa waaa-

I wonder who that Dashing Buck on the left is

I wonder who this DASHING fellow is…

When I’m older, can yall call me a Cariboumer like boomer and Caribou, thank you

Just woke up after a party the previous night, you know it was a good time when my dream I’m having is of me speaking to a cashier about signing up for a Tesco club card

Middle aged women with 1-3 children will repost this on Facebook with the caption “Try waking up at 3 because your youngest peed the bed! 😂😂😂”

Been saying "Squib Doon" in every VC for the past several hours

You download Grindr to get creeped on by men 3x your age, I download Grindr so I can find new mobile games to play

Hate it when oomfs private their accounts and then say the craziest or horniest shit known to man because now I feel like I’m expected to interact with the post but somehow not allude to the content of such post

Wonderful (and extremely handsome) Bou piece done by the even more wonderful and amazing @NiixARTs !!!

Silent Gay Mogged

Me after Bucktober, Credit: @notsofinest

Prediction: me after 10 games of Overwatch for the drives event

Now this is a fat little chud (polite)

Who can I hire to do this to me

Nobody appreciates the level of care that Caribou need to put into their hooves, having to spend 99.99 (without tax) every month for hoof pedicure when I can’t even afford apples. Some of you paw people have it TOO easy.

I was just asked if I’m a big fan of Christmas because the wallpaper on my work computer is a slideshow of 40+ Caribou images. How do I tell them

Is anyone else scared to pull a loose thread on their clothes cause like what if that starts me up like a lawnmower and I can’t stop?