welcome to the week after Christmas, the date is sometime between Tuesday and August, a handful of cheese at 4pm counts as a meal, Irish Cream can be consumed between 6am and January and putting on your high school band shirt from your parents’ closet counts as “getting dressed”

a fun thing about Halifax is that every so often your bus route comes with a fun warning like “beware, lass, for this bus be at the mercy of the roiling seas”