@chuuew

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Joined November 2010
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He's not even trying anymore...
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[having a heart attack in a restaurant] Tell my wife... I had a salad
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ME: You win some, you lose some WIFE: Where are the kids
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[creating a clone of Beyoncé] lmao Beytwicé
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Thanks. 😬
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I got twitter blue and my wife came back with the kids
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April fools.
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After several years of careful research I can confirm I have wasted my life
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April fools.
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Still queueing up to high 5 the queen
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We thought boris johnson was bad but liz truss killed the queen on day one
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Leo DiCaprio tearing up royalty checks because Titanic was released 25 years ago
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April fools.
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April fools.
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Since I've started dressing as a large flightless bird for the office, I'm beginning to feel quite ostracised
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prison
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[snail newsroom] "Another slow news day, fellas?" *newsroom erupts into laughter* {snails eventually high-5}
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the colour of a dad's neck at the bbq
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ME: It's finally cooled down enough to sleep ALARM: Guess what bitch
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