Cool! Sent from my iPhone

Gonna name my first kid Alister. Cause nothing has had more of an impact on my life than AMC A-list

The age of misinformation has RUINED April Fools

How I feel after logging a B&W 1964 Japanese Horror Fantasy on my letterboxd

Bill Murray has a yahoo account. He just like me fr!!!!!

Put Stitch back in. He’s a monster on the field!

Name a stadium that doesn’t have an address a kindergartener would come up with

To people who say that cubicles suppress creativity explain to me how I just developed a method on how to rotate every page of a document in a matter of seconds…

I know I’m racist cause why do I listen to Bo Burnham and not rap.

My parents just watched the new JonBenét Ramsey doc and they didn’t even know about the pineapple in her stomach!!! Total amateur hour…

If I ever start typing in a British accent shoot me down

Yesterday I saw Adam Sandler playing basketball so I decided to draw it

I forget Labor Day means something to people

Every establishment in cape cod is run by 16y/os

It is such a shame none of my dad’s fav celebrities even know what Cameo is. Like get on there Neil Finn!!!

I love sending emails at 5am so people feel bad for me

Anyone else on the 2 train going to see Sidney Gish????

Running into a neighbor you’ve never spoken to and complaining about the building you live in>>>>