(Semi-Retired) Stand-Up Comedian, Video Game Designer. Parkinson's sufferer, and charity creator
Joined June 2011
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Dear @elonmusk, 7 years ago I sent you a deposit on a new product you introduced to the public. A deposit is not the same thing as a 7-year interest free loan.
Where the fuck is my car dude?
@elonmusk just read about the delayed introduction. Kindly disregard this message, lol
#NBA Fans. I have an anti-tanking proposal for you:
1. The worst team in the league gets the last pick in the first round, thus inspiring all teams not to finish last
2. The second and third worst team have a playoff. The loser gets the 2nd to last pick in the first round.
3. The next 7 teams, plus the winner from point 2, play a seeded single-elimination tournament that happens over 3 days immediately following the end of the season. the winner wins the lottery, 2nd place gets the second pick. the remaining 6 teams draw a ping pong ball for picks 3-6.
4. the real playoffs start on day 4.
Mission accomplished???
#basketball #tanking #lottery #nbadraft
Just one day left! Get this one of a kind Nick Rigby t-shirt autographed by the man himself. All proceeds go to our charity, Shaky Bets!
#wsop #poker #Parkinsonsdisease #parkinsonsawareness #charity #charityauction
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@davidhogg111 hi David. I just saw your appearance on Real Time earlier this week and after you talked about your dad I thought I'd reach out to tell you about my charity that will launch this week. It's called Shaky Bets (ShakyBets.com)
@RealMikeWilbon per your conversation on PTI yesterday, I would just like to say apparently everyone but you knows that Ronald Acuna Junior is an incredibly difficult personality to deal with. If you need context, I am attaching a link to a YouTube video about it.
@GTO_Diaper Nick. Hi. My name is Josh Chudnovsky. I am launching a not for profit poker apparel and accessories website to help people afflicted with Parkinson's (like me) get access to special care so they can live a better life.
The website is shakybets.com
@Andrewsmoltz apologies for my bluntness but - if I donate a good amount of money to your favorite charity, would your pops (and you, if you play) play a round of golf with me?
I swear, the next prime minister will be removed from office for double-dipping a chip #TrussMustGo #OrMustShe?
@Route2FI @phtevenstrong @0xHamz with the recent explore in $BEAN and $UST, I’ve been wondering:
1. Why does a liquidity pool even allow itself to be 100% drained in one scoop? Why not have a limit and safeguards, freezes, etc in place to stop this?
2. Does an AMM *have* to adjust its price straight away to rebalance? if so, why not a 24 hour interval at a small arbitrage level (0.5%) to give the semi-drained coin a chance to recover.
Why do I love @HectorDAO_HEC ? Because $HEC has been the most stable DAO, and $FTM has the best apps!
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#ElonMusk #cryptocurrency #dogecoin #shiba #doge #DigiFinex #crypto #Bitcoin #SHIB
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