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English gent finding hilarity in authority’s absurdity. Pro-freedom, anti-fools in power. #RebelWithACuppa

Joined November 2011
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Bonfire night 😳 🚀
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Martin retweeted
When you pull out your phone in London:
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To the Metropolitan Police, You were the gold standard. The model every nation copied. When Scotland Yard spoke, criminals listened. That badge meant integrity. It meant courage. It meant the law applied equally, without fear or favour. Look at you now. You are a punchline. A cautionary tale. A force that clears up fewer than one in ten burglaries while your officers film TikTok videos in uniform. You arrested a man in Lancashire at dawn for a Facebook post in 2024 while grooming gangs operated in Rochdale for years with barely a raised eyebrow. You invented non-crime hate incidents so you could harass pensioners for wrongthink while real victims wait on hold. You kneeled for mobs in 2020 while statues fell and businesses burned. You stood aside while extremists marched with impunity, then raided homes over memes. You have turned the oldest police force in the world into a politicised enforcement squad for the narrative, not the public. You chose diversity dashboards over clear-up rates. You chose community engagement over enforcement. You chose the approval of NGOs and Twitter mobs over the safety of the people who pay your wages. You chose feelings over facts, and political safety over actual policing. You did not lose your way. You sold it. Slowly, deliberately, one diversity training course at a time, one apology tweet at a time, one decision to stand down while crime happened in front of you. The British people see you now. We see the double standards. We see the collapse in basic standards. We see a force that looks more like political commissars than police officers. We see officers who remember their oath sidelined while the ideologues get promoted. You wanted to be political enforcers. Congratulations. You got your wish. Now you get treated like political operatives. No more benefit of the doubt. No more automatic respect. You burned that. The mask is off. The receipts are published. The record is being kept. We are watching.
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Why did I laugh so much at this? 😭
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Meanwhile, at a hotel in Davos.
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Martin retweeted
Oh I like Amelia what a smart young girl. 😂👏👍 Who else thinks she has great points.
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Holidays in Britain 🤣😂 🇬🇧
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Morning.
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They said no.
And another one bites the dust 😂
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Formally known as Prince.
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Who prefers my altered version of the Banksy mural? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The King unveils his latest painting. 👏 I think it’s brilliant and truly represents what our country and its citizens are going through under this Labour government. What do you think? 🤔 🤭👍
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People ought to think more about who wrote the software that's running in their head (sigh). It probably wasn't them.
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"How many homes can Rayner buy??" OMG this wins the internet 😂
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Remigration is the only way
Go anywhere in the UK and look around, you'll just see foreigners everywhere. It's truly sickening the damage that has been done to our nation and our people. We have to stop immigration and start remigration before we can even begin to reverse the damage that has been done.
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Hard truth.
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When we dig in, we roar. 🦁
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I must admit that he's got some skills 😂😂😂 #RubidooooVibes
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