Got nowhere to be and all the time in the world to get there. #GoYotes #LakeShow #GoBruins #Skol #COYS

Joined April 2010
I have @YouTubeTV (which I canceled), @ESPNPlus, @DisneyPlus, AND @hulu and I STILL CAN’T WATCH @ESPNU. I am exhausted.
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Predictive text is trash. There. I said it.
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Me, joining a meeting 8 minutes late. @Zoom:
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4-star WR Kwazi Gilmer announced his commitment to UCLA in a remake of @KingJames' classic Nike commercial 😂🔥 (via @Masterkwazi, @On3Recruits)
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“Hey we know this ad is super fake but we also need the money so we will just add this disclaimer.” - @Twitter
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Just hand @falloutboy the Grammy now.
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Death, taxes, and Gonzaga beating UCLA at the buzzer only to get blown out the next game.
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Can we all agree that the refs for this Auburn/Houston game should retire? Let the men play.
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Just a guy in his basement wondering what the score is @kelostormcenter @keloland
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Here’s the Amari Bailey “offensive foul” for those that haven’t seen it yet. All I see is a poster.
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If you leave weights like this I hope you step on a Lego.
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The reason I’m late to your meeting.
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It’s that time of year where we feel the urge to make irresponsible golf purchases. Stay strong fellas.
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Shoutout to all the dads using one of these bad boys tonight.
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.@MichaelBuble when that royalty check hits in January.
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Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting:
As if French Bulldog owners need any more ego…
Who’s a good boy? This year, it’s Winston. cnn.it/3UkLqCB