when your girl is genuinely on go all halloweekend but you remember the fresh bag of chester’s hot fries you put in the fridge 12 hours ago
not even a Charlie Kirk guy but can we get another TPUSA halftime show because that shit was lowkey hilarious
I love when I turn the subtitles on and they say “(speaking German)” like yeah no I didn’t wanna know what they were saying anyway. I’ll just go fuck myself.
Drake I think my invite to your birthday party might’ve gotten lost in the mail, cro LOL!! All good fam let’s link up for some drinks later, on me! maybe touch some max wins while we’re at it 👀🔥🎰 lmk
they should make a law that says if you’re going slow as fuck in the passing lane and deliberately speed up when i go to pass you, i legally get to strangle you in front of your loved ones
cant scroll tiktok anymore without tearing up at a sad jalen hurts edit. he doesn’t deserve this man 😔
just learned today that i have been holding pencils wrong my entire life and now i don’t know what to do
everytime i look at my sandlerverse rankings, i feel the need to move The Hot Chick up a spot. it might be one of the greatest acting performances on the entire list. i genuinely don't even think its Rob Schneider, i'm fully convinced its Rachel McAdams in his body
andy dalton comes in for 5 seconds, throws a pick, and then they play dead fresh when cutting to commercial. Yeah i’m killing myself
jack and jill being the lowest rated adam sandler movie really doesnt sit right with me. you people don’t appreciate novelty and true artistry. a movie that transcends itself.