The piles of dog hair under my couch are so large I thought it had puppies.

I could never be a mover. Obviously for a lot of reasons, but mostly I would resent the asshole who play games and online shop on their phones while I drag all their shit. But today, I am that asshole.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CUTkV19MSqt/…

Just posted a photo @ Revival Coffee instagram.com/p/CT2NMVSrvYc/…

Just posted a photo @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CTs5eLpsSnb/…

Just posted a photo @ MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM instagram.com/p/CTU3NfprBj_/…

I went to @colorfactoryco and I got was some really freaking adorable photos 😍🌈 #colorfactoryhouston #colorfactory #queerfashion #bipride #confettipop #fatgirlmagic #plusfashion #plussizefashion @ Color Factory instagram.com/p/CTS15HlrUx8/…

Just posted a photo @ MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM instagram.com/p/CTP65AILmdF/…

Is it fat femme fall yet? I’m ready 😎😎 @thistleandspire #fatfemme #fatfemmefall #fatbabefall #visiblyplussize #fatqueerfemme #bipride @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CTKru2VLJDJ/…

Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas instagram.com/p/CS4n7IwLUfP/…

Yes, my dog kisses me on the closed mouth. She did brush her teeth though, I promise 🐶 #puppykisses #labpitmix #corgipit @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CSxRMaPHg1T/…

Everyone keeps saying, “I can’t wait to see the final posed photo!!” Uh. This is it. This is the whole photo.

Just posted a photo @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CJoRXWGBmc9/…

First picture of 2021 really just captures where I’m at right now ✌️ @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CJhFyViBTaa/…

Just posted a photo @ Nancy and Rich Kinder Building - MFAH instagram.com/p/CIY1JCMsdjZ/…