@chrysocol

technically "Chrysocolla"... its a gem. Profile Photo by @a_straying

Joined May 2025
Chrysocol retweeted
To be a star you must burn
eventually you have to accept that your spark may not come back and that’s okay
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Chrysocol retweeted
Uhhhhhh let me be sphere,
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what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape
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"where you going?" insane bro
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Chrysocol retweeted
things to say to make my heart flutter: "i need to beat you up" "i'll fucking kill you" "you need to be lobotomized" “i swear you exist solely to test me" “consider yourself on my hit list"
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i asked the scared guy wat his ethnicity was, and the people around him told me to take a clue from his state of mind. but im really not getting it, like what ethnicity is his panic meant to be?
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they’re saying if you die in car accident you die in real life
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I think I'm at 1 HP
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Chrysocol retweeted
ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み
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Chrysocol retweeted
How do I get out of jury duty I’m so indecisive those mfs gonna hate me
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I don't wanna talk about it your honor
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Chrysocol retweeted
Kagurabachi is so good
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“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity
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is your name a misspelling?
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“Parry this!” I say as i curl up into a ball and an assassin comes up behind you and stabs you 47 times in the back
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Chrysocol retweeted
sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
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i’m so down for ur whimsy bro
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Chrysocol retweeted
I am Chopped in ways Previously Unknown to Man
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i think im going insane
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