Management consultant, dancer, sailor, food snob, fashion bitch, diver, director, actor, other.

London
Joined March 2007
Latest example of enshittification I've spotted: the @thetrainline app. More taps to get stuff done, more pop-ups and overlays.
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May I just say, credit where credit's due: the performance of the @Sonos app is now, finally, pretty good - probably better than before the debacle. But the debacle should never have happened.
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Aaaaaaaah @katerusby's Little Lights is now on @Spotify aaaaaaaaaaaah
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Replying to @guardian
@guardian A defect for your web dev team's list:
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(Ignore that I appear to have cancelled my membership, I'm just changing tiers)
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Not great, @ZipcarUK. Also FYI @lambeth_council. Corner of Milton Road and Dulwich Road, Herne Hill, 18:07, Sat 10 Feb.
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Hi @foxtons, could you remind whoever was driving this car up Rattray Road before parking on Saltoun Road at 18:00 on 31 Jan that's illegal to have your phone in your lap and be looking down at it while driving please?
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100% agree. I'll stand for an amazing show (e.g. @mincemeatlive) but for a mediocre show I will stolidly stay seated even when everyone else leaps to their feet (not naming names but this happened literally last week).
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Is this massive blinding floodlight really necessary on the side of the new vehicle compound @Brockwell_Hall ?
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Replying to @HMRCcustomers
@HMRCcustomers Hi team, for awareness, you're sending out emails with the subject "Self Assessment - 100 days to go" and including the phrase "We’ll keep sending you reminder emails until you file your return." but I've filed my return.
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Including the phrase "If you’ve already sent us your return and paid, thank you. You don’t need to do anything else." is pointless when you have that "We'll keep sending you..." phrase. Work out who has filed, who hasn't filed, and only send the latter reminders.
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Replying to @PocketSmith
@PocketSmith Hiya - I downgraded my account and (a) all functionality disappeared instantly despite my having paid until 28 September; (b) every transaction that has ever come in via a feed has disappeared??? What on earth?
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I get that downgrading stops new transactions coming in, but all the old ones disappearing???
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Will they re-appear if I upgrade again, or have you instantly deleted all my painstakingly categorised transactions?
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Magpie Dance, the UK's leading dance charity for people with learning disabilities, is seeking new board members and a new Chair to help shape its future success. Check out our recruitment pack for more details: bit.ly/37XRcHW #Trustees #Charity #Dance #Inclusion
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Surely this breaks some sort of housing law? @guardian does this fit into your series on dreadful council accommodation?
Replying to @lambeth_council
@lambeth_council Hey Lambeth - when are you going to fix the leak I reported to you in November 2022? You haven't responded to my emails since January 23. Here's a video from today: youtube.com/shorts/wUtYRLxey…
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Really enjoyed #Fanboy by @worklight_uk at @VAULTFestival this evening. Strong writing and acting, and very effective use of tech. Recommended and, I believe, out on tour soon.
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BRIXTON/LONDON 📣 I found this picture by Jebb Avenue/Brixton Prison bus stop. Must've slipped out of a wallet. It looks very precious and I imagine whoever lost it on their travels will be devastated. Can we do that thing? Retweet, share, reunite owner and photograph?
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