Husband, father of 3. Lancashire, UK. Tweet moderate quantity - mainly jokes, politics, footy. Generally hard to insult.
Lancs, UK
Joined April 2009
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Christof retweeted
FA CUP ARRANGEMENTS
⚽Meet White Bull 4pm
⚽ Depart 4.30pm prompt!
⚽31 seats Sold - 18 left
⚽27£ / 20£
⚽Raffle on board ( pls bring cash 💰)
⚽ [email protected] to book #FACup #Chorley
Christof retweeted
You will need photo ID to criticise the government on social media.
But not to vote.
Do you see what's happening?
🚨NEW: It's been revealed Andy Burnham is rushing through laws to scrap photo ID checks in polling stations
[@Telegraph]
Christof retweeted
Maybe the government will consider banning the Muslim Brotherhood *after* Thursday's by-election? Or will they feel they have to wait to see if they've won back the four "pro-Gaza independent" seats at a general election before they can act in the country's interests?
When I was 17, I stole a car & crashed it.
30 yrs later, this has resulted in me being denied entry to both the US & Australia.
Personally, it was annoying, but fair enough they want to police the standard of person entering their countries.
UK doesn't seem to have any standards.
Abu Wadee, an alleged Palestinian gunman, who called for the slaughter of Jewish people cannot currently be deported to Gaza after completing a jail sentence for trying to enter the UK illegally.
🔗:telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
Christof retweeted
Labradors are literally Hitler.
These Labour people are very, very, unwell.
🚨 EXCL: Labour minister claims that visions of Britain based on warm ale, pubs, and black labradors are a 'far-Right' fantasy that 'never really existed’
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
Christof retweeted
A new low. Shameful, moronic, negligent, inept, naive, cynical self destructive, legalistically lethal & ideological capture suicidal sanctimony.
Brilliant reporting @Gabriel_Pogrund @thetimes as with other cases recently by brilliant legacy media which unlike tainted tv-news is doing admirable service. Hamas terrorist given visa & anonymity then gathers arms to plan attacks on Jews. Who made these decisions? This isnot just this inept cynical Labour govt (see recent comments on ‘underdogs’ & ‘doing good’) but also recent Tory govts & civilservice all captured by a pious legalistic ideology that doesnt reflect reality and uses our law & kindness against our national security and the safety of civilians and our own poeple.
UK gave citizenship to Hamas chief’s guard, then he ‘plotted terror’
thetimes.com/article/47beb37…
Christof retweeted
Labour tried to delete court records that helped expose the rape gangs.
Journalists have used Courtsdesk to uncover some of the most horrific crimes.
Labour would rather see them covered up.
We fought back against their plans to wipe this vital archive.
And we won.
Delighted to be able to say that Courtsdesk UK - our platform for the news media - is back. We have just made history with the first ever licence for computational use of restricted (and pretty much all) UK courts data. Some thoughts here! bit.ly/4hmAxyV
Christof retweeted
Two things the government is doing right now:
1) Launching a National Centre for Information Defence to battle 'far-Right narratives' and 'distorted and untrue' narratives about Britain.
2) Using legal action to prevent the release of crime data broken down by nationality.
Christof retweeted
HT @vizcomic
ALT Viz top tips: Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the sex offenders register
Christof retweeted
If you find comedy offensive, then DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT. But stop treating the rest of us like children who must be carefully protected from anything remotely controversial.
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB
Christof retweeted
If c. 2010 Mitchell and Webb is a bit too edgy and right wing for you, consider that you might have gone off the deep end.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6jd…
Christof retweeted
Odd isn’t it, which things the BBC thinks “work today”?
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB
5 yrs ago, if you'd have told me I'd spend my lunch break watching the Polish Cup 2nd round draw on YouTube, I would've have laughed at you.
Today I spent my lunch break watching the Polish Cup 2nd round draw on YouTube, to plan a half term trip next month...:
#GroundHopping
Christof retweeted
Can we be honest here? Sydney Sweeney was not chosen for the ad as a "representation of women in sport," she was chosen for the ad because they're trying to sell a gambling app to 18-24 year old males who masturbate frequently
Christof retweeted
When candidates campaign in a foreign language, the vast majority of people can't understand the promises they make.
It makes it impossible to hold our would-be representatives to account.
We must ban this practice. Politics must be conducted in the language of public life.
Was down in Midlands today so caught game at @halesowentownfc .
One of best non-league setups I've seen.
Nice ground, buzzing atmosphere, quality range of food & drink, plus good attacking football.
Halesowen Town 4-2 Leighton Town
Southern League Central Prem.
Christof retweeted
“We will always stand with the underdog” is an idiotic child’s approach to international affairs.
The Taliban were the underdogs. Al-Qaeda were the underdogs. ISIS were the underdogs. The IRA, ETA, just about every terrorist group were underdogs. What a moronic thing to say.
