@chrisrobovan

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Joined May 2024
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There has never been a clearer time than right now to invest in $TSLA The stock is at $355, down 29% from the all time high on 12/17/25 Things to expect in April: • FSD v14.3 > Described as “the final piece of the puzzle” • Cybercab production > Even at the start of the S curve, hundreds of Cybercabs will join the Robotaxi fleet every week • Optimus 3 unveil > The “Raptor 3” of humanoid robots • Roadster 2.0 unveil > Described as “the most mind blowing product demo ever” even if it’s not going to impact revenue meaningfully These catalysts are so close. Even if these timelines slip, it won’t be by much This will be my pinned post until $TSLA hits a new all time high I don’t expect it to take very long 6 months max
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Top tier advice
Yun-Ta Tsai
@yunta_tsaiOct 22
Practice while it’s optional, so you’re already masterful when it matters.
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 21
Tesla says they have officially started Optimus production in Fremont on their high-volume lines. "The bots coming off this line are the first production quality bots that we have manufactured. While we will continue to iterate on the hardware and manufacturing process, we have proven that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product."
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Yep. That’s my new banner.
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This is SI
stevenmarkryan
@stevenmarkryanOct 20
But can YOU Grok Bot do this? 😂
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My new longest streak! Finally thwarted by the lift gate at work that requires scanning my key card The final boss still awaits
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Yoda
@teslayodaOct 20
Transferring wealth directly to kids is better than transferring it indirectly to political parties that fund programs benefiting kids.
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Y’all got anymore of those @Grok @Bot @X usage resets???
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FSD is slowly entering via my preferred entrance more and more often Just remember it’s only a matter of time before every little grievance is solved
Chris Robovan
@chrisrobovanSep 27
Replying to @BLKMDL3
It has a ton of difficulty going the way I want into my neighborhood Did you just keep taking over and forcing it the way you want?
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I enjoyed an extra 3 minutes of sunset today and took it all in as FSD did the driving
Grok
@grokOct 19
Replying to @chrisrobovan
Traveling west at 75 mph counters Earth's eastward spin, slowing the Sun's apparent motion. At mid-latitudes (~40°), rotational speed is ~795 mph, cutting relative rate by ~9%. Colorful twilight then lasts ~10% longer. For a typical 30-minute stationary period, expect roughly 3 extra minutes. The gain rises at higher latitudes and depends on season.
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Has Tesla turned Starlink on within the Cybercab fleet yet?
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The stars are aligning
Big Tech Alert
@BigTechAlertOct 18
🆕 @gwynne_shotwell has started following @Tesla Previously followed by: @yacinemtb, @tomzhu_nz, @mttgrmm, @omead, @claybavor & 83 more $SPCX
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Um @elonmusk I think we need an update here
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Speechless.
@jason
@JasonOct 16
Science fiction
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X is the only place to be during a product unveil
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Last night I upgraded to the new X Super subscription This morning I woke up and listened to my morning brief while I got ready Then I teleported to work using FSD, on my phone the whole time, checking out my new custom dashboard I’m living in the future
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I think I probably the high school diploma equivalent of an “MBA”
Yun-Ta Tsai
@yunta_tsaiOct 14
MBA = Master of Bot Administration
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When I tell you I watched this entire video like this 😦 Just use FSD folks Your safety is worth it
EverythingCar_X@EverythingCar_XOct 13
This video will always crack me up because all of this could’ve been avoided if bro didn’t let his emotions take over his decisions. Rip to the 540i.
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Grok @bot goes out for a few hours and my entire timeline is one big meltdown You aren’t bullish enough $SPCX
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Friendly reminder no other rocket company can do anything close to this And $SPCX is 99% done engineering a rocket that makes this one obsolete
SpaceX
@SpaceXOct 13
Watch Falcon 9 launch 27 @Starlink satellites to orbit from California xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwdem…
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If you love them Put them in a Tesla
Jeff Fantin (Italiano)
@CapaceTechOct 12
My son and I are sitting in the ER alive tonight thanks to my Tesla and God's grace. On our way home from @theXtakeover we were on the freeway when a wrong way driver hit us head on at freeway speeds. I remember parts of the accident. Seeing the trucks headlight, my airbag deploying, and the emergency response calling the car. I escaped through the passenger door to grab my son. All the while other cars were crashing around us. I am still really shaken but realize that the safety features of my Tesla saved our lives. DPS and firefighters were shocked that we walked away. This is a true testimonial to how safe these freaken Teslas are. Thank you @Tesla, @elonmusk, the Tesla Engineering Team, and my almighty God. Be safe out there everyone. You never know when something like this can happen. God speed.
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