finally getting around to deleting this account. making a joke one on bluesky. see u there bsky.app/profile/mikebay.bsk… (not a joke, i just always sound this sarcastic)

*geppetto, shaking his head wistfully* toys will be boys

me: c your very helpful website: INVALID EMAIL FORMAT

if your italian food truck isn’t named “gnocchi dokie” then what are we even doing

a champagne delivery company called brut force

was frustrated I couldn’t find the nail clippers again, so I bought a multi pack

happy new year!

sometimes i like to think about how the world is so big that almost everything possible has already happened and that means that someone out there has been dumped over linkedin messenger

hi i made this for u: drink.surge.sh

invisibility and flight are cool, but if I could have any superpower it would be putting the dishes in the dishwasher right away instead of letting them build up in the sink

"I Hope This Email Finds You" - Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5

it’s my first time thru life and wow i’m learning on the fly

dr. bronner's therapist: oh wow sounds like there's a lot to unpack here

it's not common knowledge, but many biblical scholars believe that Abraham was not going to sacrifice Isaac for God, but simply to see if Isaac was cake

it took a pandemic to limit this chipotle bathroom to one person at a time

the edible didn’t hit until I read an ad telling me to “Discover the Moment” and then holy fuck

whoa, the original FORTRAN compiler ran simulations to find hot spots in the code, thanks to Lois Haibt. FORTRAN was released in 1957 and was the first true compiler (as opposed to simpler assemblers)

in these strange times sometimes even remembering today’s date is hard, so I made a little site to help chris.bolin.co/today/

hill i will die on: URLs are UI (and should be designed as such)

even my microwave is trolling me today