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Joined February 2020
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No vex boss. Na you deserve am pass🙏🏽
How cheap and undeserved hat trick can change your life 😭
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“Pele has 2000 goals” 🤡 Oya tell me how many perfect hat tricks he has and the videos where he scored them 😂😂
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if we win Alaves by a large margin they’ll cook us that we are small team merchants if we lose to Alaves tomorrow too they’ll still cook us that we are finished what have we done to deserve this 😭💔
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what does he have to do to get 10?
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Nothing concern this one with European football lmao, he just wan guide like maaad while playing with the greatest of all time😂
The luckiest youngster of this generation He’s so lucky to not just witness the greatness but also contribute to the greatness ❤️🤩🐐
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The luckiest youngster of this generation He’s so lucky to not just witness the greatness but also contribute to the greatness ❤️🤩🐐
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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS LA LIGA'S 2ND-HIGHEST SCORER, YET HE ISN'T EVEN TOP 125 IN APPEARANCES.
Just clocked one crazy stat 😳
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Mr UCL don go tattoo Super cup Espana for leg
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If the views we are getting on this app lately no affect or frustrate you then you be Merlin.
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Alhamdullilah ✨
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RT @principaldc99: I shebi above 10 is 9.11 rating ?? 😁🤭
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Rain currently falling in Lagos but I’m not moved because I’ve got BOAT
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unrelated but who are these guys? 😂
Hakimi Hattrick BOAT Ronaldo Hattrick Carrasco Hattrick Over to you okwudili and Saka 😂
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Hakimi Hattrick BOAT Ronaldo Hattrick Carrasco Hattrick Over to you okwudili and Saka 😂
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Fr
The Twitter algorithm is fucked, you’ll post a banger, then someone quotes it with 'Fr' and gets more likes than you
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Hattricks scored in Ligue 1: Lionel Messi- 0 Achraf Hakimi-1 Hakimi is a defender
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You miss mourinho ball Ahbi you miss hansi flick ball
I miss Mourinho football💔
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“The BOAT belongs to Football fans” Big Hut— 1 BOAT Messi— 0 BOAT
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Messi having more points than kwara will never not be funny to me
🚨 OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or votes. 🗳️ 🥇 Harry KANE: 1.055 points 🥈 Kylian MBAPPÉ: 1.027 points 🥉 Lamine YAMAL: 881 points 4️⃣ RODRI: 726 points 5️⃣ Lionel MESSI: 612 points 6️⃣ Khvicha KVARATSKHELIA: 541 points 7️⃣ Ousmane DEMBÉLÉ: 418 points 8️⃣ Erling HAALAND: 378 points 9️⃣ Michael OLISE: 296 points 🔟 Fabian RUIZ: 201 points
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No be inside box striker suppose dey? 😂😭😭
Imagine scoring a hat-trick and still failing to get a 10.0 match rating. 😭 Bro spends the entire 90 minutes camping inside the box while everyone else does the hard work for him.
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