less clout. dark 😆 United fan 🛑 Songwriter.

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Joined August 2024
EVEN MY OWN PEOPLE 😂❤️🎉
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Nigerians are so foolish that they strongly believe they can vote their way out of an 8-decade generational institutional decadence. A Democratic Revolution cannot happen in Nigeria. It is just not feasible. Only a violent, deadly citizens' revolution can save Nigeria.
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It’s been 6 years, shouldn’t all the unvaccinated be dead by now or something?
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The wages of simp is humiliation
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Bro Dave spoilt that Top Swag song ft
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“When politics pays your bills, the truth becomes your enemy”
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Men dey. Don’t ever settle for less. If he can’t afford you, someone else will.
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🚨REMA & KIDA KUDZ OLD UNRELEASED SNIPPET SURFACES 🤯🔥 Hows it Sounding ??
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“I hate stingy men.” Bold of you to think your opinion as a broke woman counts. You wey be danger to the sustenance of humanity.
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Reechdee — “Order More” ft. Davetheoracle and Zen Univrse. see as this video clean, abeg where be this for Lagos? 😳🔥
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Reptilians around us.
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Like my babe when I met her
maybe i’m speaking from a place of privilege(looks) but as a guy, you’re way better off just dealing with girls who show interest first, you’ll literally have nothing to prove
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Big drop feat @zaylevelten out this friday guest star - @0ctobersrich
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NEW BOUNCE OUT FRIDAY ! 🕷️🕸️🖤 W / @0CTOBERSRICH M FOR MOVIEEE 🍿
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Some hoes screenshot everything except them begging 😂😂😂
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There’s no financial hack to surviving Nigeria. You can budget, save, invest, and cut expenses all you want, but you cannot outsmart a system that keeps making the basic cost of living more expensive.
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All jokes apart. Tinubu has been the worst president in the history of Nigerian democracy. - Naira lost 42% of its value. That's almost half of your earnings lost to bad government policy. - Petrol has gone from 145/L to N1900/L in some states. A 1210% increase which ushered in obscene level of inflation. So your earnings lost value through devaluation, and whatever is left loses even more in purchasing power. - The 2025 Global Report on Food Crises found Nigeria had the largest increase in acute food insecurity worldwide in 2024. - The World Bank figures cited in Daily Trust show poverty rising from 56% in 2023 to 61% in 2024 and 63% in 2025. That is roughly 139 million people, about 35 million more than when he took office. -Nigeria's dollar-measured GDP fell from the largest in Africa to the fourth, per IMF data. We went from the giant of Africa to just another random country in Africa which made the lives of Nigerians living in places like South Africa less secure as South Africans started to view them as leeches rather than a big brother here for the love. -Over 1,100 abductions were reported in early 2026 alone. And these are the reported cases. - Premium Times, analysing ACLED data, found about 4,500 killed and 7,000 kidnapped in Tinubu's first year. The previous year had 2,606 killed and 3,523 abducted. - ACLED recorded 18,079 killed and 8,043 abducted between May 2023 and May 2025. Borno (4,710), Zamfara (2,659) and Katsina (2,010) had the most deaths. - Dataphyte's three-year review put civilian deaths at over 14,000 by ACLED data. Nigeria is a more dangerous place to live than many active warzones and countries witnessing armed conflict. Close to 20,000 human lives lost to terrorism including army generals. Tl;dr: Nigerian lives have seen the sharpest fall in quality of life since Tinubu assumed office and we must all focus on these facts and ensure we send him back to Bourdillon come February. Vote NDC.
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If you use billing to test my love for you, I will use stinginess to test your loyalty. •
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Replying to @jon_d_doe
Bro the day SARS carry me, I tell my girl say I pay sars money and she tell me say I get that kind money and she dey suffer like this 😂😂
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As per I get that kind money and I no give her
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