@chrisbell

I’m on mute

 Erin, Ontario
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Joined September 2007
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If players didn't cheat there'd be no need for a referee
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Already had new Little Simz. If we get some noname and (please, please, please lord) Sammus then 2023 is going to be a. o. k.
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It’s really hard to showbiz up darts players names, but I’m totally here for it #thedarts
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🎼 Oh well I wish it could be Bin Day Ev’ry day-ay-ay 🎶 #binday
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Well, the lad’s stepped up and given that a proper Waddle
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Before we laugh too hard at Ronaldo let’s all just take a moment to remember ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
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FIFA have really gone too far
The moral of the story is never, ever, ever, ever talk to Piers Morgan
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One of the unexpected benefits of moving to Canada is getting to watch Killer doing football explaining
I have, on these pages, suggested kickstarter ideas for quantum-entangled tupperware and dog poo bags that are already inside-out, so please believe me when I say that this is the worst (best?) idea for a business ever
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Reader, I was almost right…
Chris Bell@chrisbell6 Dec 2021
“before I wrote my first rap I learned to be totally silent” - more people should do this. Plus also and they should definitely have “the Light Emitting Diamond Cutter Scriptures” playing on repeat. Feeling that my Spotify Wrapped for 2022 is going to be 96% @yomilo
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This is what happens when your Spotify account is the default vehicle for dispersing music into the family’s shared living areas
Well, who had a Rashford Thunderbastard on their 2022 bingo card?
In my twenties I was a sex symbol. These days I’m just a gender identifier
Me, in a bus full of stolen Italian gold heading across the Alps that spins out of control and balance’s precariously over a thousand yard drop; “Hang on, lads. I’ve got an idea...
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“Why don’t we make a world were kids don’t have to “come out” to their parents, friends or family about sexuality or gender?”
Shouting…
If all of this collapses I’m not going to go to a replacement hellsite - I’m going to read the 15 years worth of books I missed out on and talk to my neighbours
I would go to this movie
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Going to stitch my twitter archive into a virtual quilt so I can snuggle up inside reminders of things I once thought that I thought were pertinent once.
I have 5,000 words ready to go on how Twitter ending caused a massive global productivity boost which itself hastened to collapse of the planet. I’m sure someone will read it when intelligent life returns to Earth 3 billion years from now
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