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chris patterson

@chrisapatterson

Father. Bengals season ticket holder.

Joined February 2012
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Keeping this receipt
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Saints need to be investigated for this game
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Today was a prime example of the pass opening up the run game
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“How could this week get any worse?”
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Charlie Clifford
@char_cliff8h
Jimmy and Toleah Chase in Madrid: “We’re going to kick some (bleep)!”
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Oh my fucking god
Mark (@lebatardshowfan) profile pictureMark@lebatardshowfanNov 7
Oh my god.
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Republicans after losing Mississippi: "Wow guys New York might be in play "
Al Carbo (@carbo_al) profile pictureAl Carbo
@carbo_alNov 5
I don't think I can exaggerate how terrifying this should be for Democrats
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Bravescarly
@bravescarly3Nov 6
Soon Georgia
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King Yokel 🐅🦅🪏👀 (@King_Yokel) profile pictureKing Yokel 🐅🦅🪏👀@King_YokelNov 5
Day 3 of Woke 2.0: They’ve sandblasted Stone Mountain🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerIINov 6
“There’s a storm coming… they have awakened the beast.”
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Replying to @PeteHegseth
7 kids 3 successful marriages 1 patriot Your haters are in shambles
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Constance 🐅🖤🧡@burgbengalNov 6
I’m so glad Trey Hendrickson is getting an opportunity to play meaningful football. I know how important that is to him.
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Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorlNov 5
Hakeem Jeffries meeting privately with Jared Kushner should disqualify him from being Speaker of the House. Full stop.
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Acyn
@AcynNov 6
CNN montage of Trump promoting candidates that lost in the midterms.
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Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Nov 5
Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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League already retired her
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianNov 5
JUST IN: Haley Stevens threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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Furkan Gözükara
@FurkanGozukaraOct 31
Tucker Carlson on Sen. Ted Cruz: "Ted Cruz is also like the saddest member of Congress... Ted's just like this sad, greasy guy who's been told his entire life that he's a genius... Ted Cruz doesn't know how absurd he is. Everyone else knows."
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Plunderbund@plunderbundNov 4
Has anyone checked on Adam from Price Hill
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Plunderbund (@plunderbund) profile picturePlunderbund@plunderbundNov 4
telling your girlfriend you lost 5 grand on Vivek
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
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Brandon Herrera (@TheAKGuy) profile pictureBrandon Herrera
@TheAKGuyMar 22
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoNov 4
First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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jack
@TheCavsJackNov 4
Texas and Ohio tonight
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ᐅᗕᐱᐱIᔑ (@_CallMeDennis_) profile picture
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@_CallMeDennis_Nov 4
Democrats in Midterm Elections 2026...
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