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HOU Astros, HOU Rockets, DEN Broncos, LV Aces, SEA Kraken, KC Current, Wrestling, MMA, Racing, pinball, comics. I don't sell or trade. 2 Kings 2:23-24

Idaho, USA
Joined February 2014
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'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'
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I was pretty excited to meet @HulkHogan in Boise today.
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On the turntable tonight: Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
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On the turntable: Exotica by @PurpleDiscoM
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On the turntable: Hybrid Theory by @linkinpark In memory of my battle brother Eric. RIP.
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On the turntable: Paranoid by Black Sabbath
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On the turntable: The Dethalbum by Dethklok
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On the turntable: Can We Please Have Fun by @KingsOfLeon
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On the turntable: Piece of Mind by @IronMaiden
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On the Turntable: Lobster Popstar by @LITTLEBIG_BAND
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Chris Rasmussen retweeted
I thank God for blessing me with another year! I am so grateful for my health and my strength. Since God has blessed me, I will share my blessings with others… # Godblessyou
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Chris Rasmussen retweeted
A win for ALL women. Julia Morales and Jenny Cavnar are making history. For the first time in a regular season game, the home and road television broadcasts feature two female play-by-play announcers. @Athletics x @JuliaMorales x @jennycavnar
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“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
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Chris Rasmussen retweeted
Treat Your Mother Right! Or, I’m gonna have to Pity You… Grrrr! #TreatYourMotherRight #HappyMothersDay #IPityTheFool
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Chris Rasmussen retweeted
Touching hearts off the diamond.🩵 RT for a chance to win this @BregmanCares Autism Awareness Bat! Winner will be picked tomorrow at 12pm CST. Sweepstake rules & details apply 👉mlb.com/astros/social/twitte…
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Chris Rasmussen retweeted
RONEL BLANCO NO-HITTER!!!!
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Ronel Blanco has thrown the first no-hitter of 2024!!!
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