D-stick in the back pocket at whiteout #bettersafethansorry

Anyone gotten to the point where you take out your velo before brushing your teeth then put it back in after to catch a buzz while you’re scrolling before bed?

Void Terry Mclaurin or I’m never using ur app again @FanDuelSports (I could’ve sworn I put bet protect on) #Fuck

Bhayshal Tuten is the most cursed back in the league

Closest thing these guys have felt to sex in their entire life

Is Rocco Becht the worst QB in the Big 10?

Gotta be one of the better 2-3 of all time right?

Idk just thought about how the Ravens are 4-1 with Lamar, Trey Hendrickson, Cam Jurgens, and Ja’kobi Lane coming back this week. Goodnight.

Am I the only person in America who didn’t cash my parlay tonight?

I swear Lamar and Snoop such good friends he gets hurt like one or twice a year on purpose so his boy can play

Jalon Daniels is literally rookie year Lamar

Terry Smith was always the guy #HireTerry

Thanks for the lime fucking jackass #micro

Why do the Browns have fucking aura

Tyler Loop is the next Justin Tucker

To everyone who boo’d James Franklin out of State College during a whiteout in a 2 vs 3 matchup at home in OT kill yourself this school is never winning anything every again

I actually don’t think i’ve seen a worse read in my entire life

They put a pocket there for a reason… right?

Lamar Jackson super bowl run starts in 2 days life is good

Bailed out and storming the field for Western Michigan? Fucking pussies