Dᵇ(Monkey) Alex Scheffelin (@chmonke) | teapawt

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Dᵇ(Monkey) Alex Scheffelin@chmonke14 Mar 2022

It’s official, I will start this Fall at Columbia :)

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Amy8829@amyalby2904Oct 19

The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…

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Joe Applebrook@joe_applebrookOct 19

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ThePichuGuy@ThePichuGuyOct 15

Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not

dani@shaboingboing32Oct 15

fhjasdfhasdkjhfbdhjkf djkh

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Richárd@krichard121212Oct 14

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Silly Stu@sillystu4uOct 13

after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story

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samuel@samqpeirceOct 11

what is with my phone

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nazanin@onapittanceOct 11

Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign

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lamb@darkseavoyageOct 11

Need one of these for my yard

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Dᵇ(Monkey) Alex Scheffelin@chmonkeOct 9

If you put infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters for an infinite amount of time eventually one of them would type Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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augi 🏳️‍🌈@augikabiOct 8

hate this guy

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theo 🐕@coldmansstewOct 7

theo 🐕@coldmansstewOct 6

Million dollar penis

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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleOct 6

See how he didn’t take it out on an elephant sorority, he took it on the real structural oppressors: the state and private property. that’s why the incelephant is Based and you’re just a whiner

@mischiefanimalsOct 5

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𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊@raisinchoirgirlOct 1

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Urart🫀🇵🇸🇻🇪@Urart3Sep 30

This mf missed everything

@Rainmaker1973Sep 29

A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old.

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Barto@bartonovopolisSep 30

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oh biSCARYous yeah@zoneviviSep 28

this video is makign me lose my actual fucking mind

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adele 🐈‍⬛@adeleaxekillaSep 28

i love youtube

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@PokemonOnXSep 25

Zapdos try to warn us 😔

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Sophie Page@pophiesageSep 21

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