I wrote about @PalestraSociety for @arenamag - available in print now

me as press secretary: FINE i'll tell you but the president Really told me not to tell anyone so u can't tell anyone else and if you do tell anyone else you can't tell them i told u.....

BRONX ADVENTURE REVIEW: pretty much stumbling around the joker steps with hooded eyes and stuff on the most decrepit day of my life and yet; many sights to be seen. for example someone said the arthur avenue food court was once an FDR championed public supermarket, similarly to the Mamdani championed public supermarket soon to open at 'la marqueta' - might have said wrong tbh, i think actually this isn't true but would be interesting if it was and the real estate has oscillated private and public quiteee a bit, on arthur avenue. Calamari? rubbery. Tee-shirts for sale? fine but vulgar, I hate vulgarity! MANY people in the plague hunter costumes (like birds and beak masks whatever, i guess it IS halloween time but not crazy abt that vibe). A little old lady backwards wheeled her way towards us VERY slowly in her wheelchair on an empty street. Anyways; Paradise Theater is incredible! and reopening soon. It feels EXACTLY like Los Angeles at Paradise Theater (an ok place with some real uncut gems floatin' around

hanging out at clandestino

my weight loss journey inspires

i'm back don't scare me

bachelorette party idea: we all get softwave

you try getting drunk after eating a proper dinner...

i talk like this but i'm a girl and everyone is always really nice and accommodating about it

well on the bright side i'm writing up a storm and none of it is about me (it's all true)

i show up at the party literally so unhappy. rarely have i been less happy. everyone says: you look so HAPPY. we haven't seen you so HAPPY in months. wtf, everyone.