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to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen!
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corvo retweeted
me when the bus stops every block: “this is inefficient and a waste of time. i hate the bus.”
me when the bus stops right outside of where i’m going: “wow this is so convenient i love the bus!”
bfdi beat out portal… so that means that…. the cake was a lie
Fun Fact: in 2016 a contest was run by Wikia where 64 types of fictional food participated and the top 4 got to be served as real-life food at the NYC Comic Con, Yoylecake was nominated and ultimately won the whole thing beating out franchises like COD Portal and Pokemon! #bfdi
got mad that bfdi beat out portal for a moment and then i realized black forest cake already exists and i can just go to the store and buy it
Fun Fact: in 2016 a contest was run by Wikia where 64 types of fictional food participated and the top 4 got to be served as real-life food at the NYC Comic Con, Yoylecake was nominated and ultimately won the whole thing beating out franchises like COD Portal and Pokemon! #bfdi
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i first watched futurama when i was 6 so seeing this is like seeing ur neighborhood boy crush grew to be gay and a slut and ur honestly really happy for him
corvo retweeted
Shout out to Alberta for literally putting "have your cake and eat it too" on the ballot.
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i can’t even dunk on this cause there’s a real sadness in going your entire life and having never been moved by a piece of art
i love music but it’s a shame the best song that will ever exist has already been made (the chain by fleetwood mac)
corvo retweeted
you have wasted hundreds of millions of dollars on this to hardly get a mandate on any of your nine questions and turned us into an international punchline all the while our healthcare and education systems are crumbling
i hope your speech is one of resignation
Thank you, Alberta!
I’m very pleased to see the initial results from Elections Alberta show widespread support for remaining in Canada. Albertans have voted for a stronger Alberta in a united Canada.
Thank you to all Albertans who took time to vote on these critically important referendum questions.
Tomorrow evening, October 20, I will address Albertans live at 6:45 p.m. to discuss the results of all referendum questions for which results are available, and where our province goes from here.
corvo retweeted
at some point these have stopped feeling like ads and have started feeling like I am being digitally haunted by AI-Generated Criminal Jagmeet Singh
